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Song Parodies -> "Free Credit Report: Gilbert O'Sullivan"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Free Credit Report: Gilbert O'Sullivan"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In a little while from now
when I'm feeling very less sour
I promised myself to treat myself
to lower my debt-load's tower.
I write another check
for finances a wreck
in an effort to make it clear to who-
ever's bugging me for my money
left standing in the lurch
on a perch in banker's hours.
"For sake of Pete, this big deadbeat
should give us what is ours."
I may as well go on
'til I no longer have to pawn.
No loan again, naturally.

To think that only yesterday
A new credit card came my way.
Looking forward to
well, who wouldn't, you?
All the stuff for which I could pay.
But as if to knock me down
the monthly bill came around
and without so much as a mere touch
I owe forty thousand dollars!
Leaving me in bust
have to trust collectors' mercy.
I had to stop New York co-op.
Back to Mom and Dad in Jersey.
And in my hour of need
I'll never sign the deed.
No loan again, naturally.

It seems to me that there are more debts
sitting in the world
no one is paying.
Hey, I'm just saying.
What do we do?
What do we do?

(instrumental break)

No loan again, naturally.

And looking back over the years
at how my cash disappears
I remember how I cried, saw my credit fried
never able to hide the tears.
Though in '65, a law
LBJ signed in with awe
made it easier for people who are poor
to pay off those guys who're takin'
leaving me to start with their charts so mean and nasty.
I guess I should have been more good.
And not got that rhinoplasty.
Repossessed new nose away.
I cried and cried all day.
No loan, again, naturally.

No loan again.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Jason - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Do a Free Credit Report Song based on Don McLean - American Pie. That should look good at over 8 minutes!
Meriadoc - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked "back to Mom and Dad in Jersey"
alvin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
nicely're picking some good lamentful OSs to use
MasonR - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
No loan again, naturally: Great substitution!
Max Power - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Peregrin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this one, and your others today, MP!

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