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Song Parodies -> "Golddigger"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I can't believe no one else thought of this one already. Now, I ain't sayin' she's... anyone in particular...
(instrumental opening)

She's the girl, the girl with the minus touch!
I spend so much!

Now my debt's bigger!
Beckons me to enter her web of sin!
She reels me in!

Golden words she will pour in my ear
but I'm broke, this I spoke, and I fear
that this golden girl soon won't be with me...

It's the hiss of wrath!
She's shifty!

Gentlemen, beware of her heart of gold!
This heart is cold!

Golden words you might pour in her ear!
It won't help if you buy her some beer!
For this golden girl, you should just resist her!

Don't you waste your breath!
Now, mister!

Pretty girl, who just wants your card of gold!
This heart is cold!
She loves only gold!
You've been told!
She loves only gold!
You've been sold!
She loves gold!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
fits the sinister tone of the OS well
2Eagle - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
There's a lot of them around, so that could be anybody. I wonder if Paul McCartney has made a record of "It's My Party -".
Jack Wilson - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job. Now let's see Goldfinger set to Gold Digger
Dylan Baranski - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Mike, how many James Bond movies have you seen?
Michael Pacholek - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Every one except the last two Brosnans. Mainly due to a down period where I saw very few movies at all. Nothing against Brosnan.
MrMacphisto - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
IMHO, Daniel Craig has been the best Bond so far. I know some purists will kill me for saying that, but anyway... great job.. 5-5-5
pickle - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Heather Mills, this is your life!

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