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Song Parodies -> "Bush's Bird"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' Bird"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Trashmen

Parody Song Title:

"Bush's Bird"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Bill Clinton got zapped by a woman named Monica and an embarrassing stain early in Year 6 of his Presidency, but 70 percent of the American people still approved of the job he was doing. George W. Bush, at around 30 percent, got zapped by a woman named Monica and an embarrassing stain in the middle of Year 7. Okay, the two weren't linked this time, it was just a coincidence. Still, that bird spoke for 70 percent of the country. And gave all of us a wonderful parody idea. Looks like I'm first (or at least tied for it).
A-well-a, everybody's heard
about the bird!

Ba-ba-ba-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird, bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
Well-a, don't you know about the bird?
Well, press conference, Bush got pooped on a bird!
A-well-a-bird, bird, pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a...

(drum solo)

A-well-a, everybody's heard
about the bird!

Ba-ba-ba-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird, bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird-bird-bird
Bush pooped on by a bird!
Well-a, don't you know about the bird?
Well, everyone's cheering for that old bird!
A-well-a-bird, bird, pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-bird!

Poopin'...

(Amirighters "Poopie Longstocking" and "Poomaster" join in with hysterical laughter)

A-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Ew-wow-wow! Papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
Well-a, don't you know about the bird?
Well, press conference, Bush got pooped on a bird!
A-well-a-bird, bird, pooped on by a bird!
A-well-a-ew-wow-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
A-papa-ew-wow, papa-ew-wow-wa-wow!
(repeat 'til fade)
About time somebody gave Bush the bird.

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Pacing: 2.3
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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 23

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2Eagle - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job. I have been figuring out how to parody that song for a long time.
Ann Hammond - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good and yeah! I'm not the only person to use this os.
Luci Pfurr - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I like the sentiment a lot.
2Eagle - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow! The trolls are out tonight. Are Bush fans also Britany fans?
Max Power - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Seems that way.
who cares what my name is - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
uhm...Poopie Long Stocking is dead, and Poomaster has been sentenced by the Parody Police

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