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Song Parodies -> "The Far-Mangled Spammer"

Original Song Title:

"The Star-Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"The Far-Mangled Spammer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This works better to Feliciano's version, partly because it's NOT the traditional version that the right wing loves so much, and partly because he's from Puerto Rico. With the stolen election, Trump had his own Iran-Contra. With its cover-up, Trump had his own Watergate. With his personal life, he had something far, far worse than "his own Lewinsky." With Hurricane Maria, Trump now has his own Katrina. And with the situation in Niger, which nobody is talking about, Trump now has (fill in the blank: his own Desert One, his own Mogadishu, his own Benghazi). What's next? Well, this is October, the traditional month for stock market crashes.
Oh say... can you see
by the Don's early tweets
what so loud he assailed
at the twilight's last screaming?

He should be... behind bars.
He's a perilous fright.
All the slam parts he's launched
with no talent, he's dreaming.

And the Nazis' red glare
bullets flying in air
they gave proof through the night
that this slag was still there.

Oh say... does that far...
mangled spammer yet rave?
If we are... to be free
we must re... move this knave!

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Patrick - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I didn't know we had troops in Niger. Maybe because the news people were afraid of misspelling or mispronouncing the name.

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