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Song Parodies -> "Cookie"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

J.J. Cale

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Best known by Eric Clapton, of course. If you never watched "Sesame Street" as a kid, this won't make much sense. And how would that be different from everything else I do? Just imagine it being sung by the Cookie Monster.
Me a monster of blue, and what do me want from you? Cookie!
Live on Sesame Street, and what do me like to eat? Cookie!
Me don't lie, me don't lie, me don't lie...Cookie!

Go to Hooper's Store, got to get me some more...Cookie!
Get the chocolate chip! The kind that make me just flip! Cookie!
Me don't lie, me don't lie, me don't lie...Cookie!

Say to Ernie and Bert, hand it over, no hurt! Cookie!
And have you no heard? Got a gift from Big Bird! Cookie!
Me don't lie, me don't lie, me don't lie...Cookie!
Me don't lie, me don't lie, me don't lie...Cookie!
Me don't lie, me don't lie, me don't lie...Cookie!
Dat was da-lish-us! Ha ha! This "Sesame Street" parody has been brought to you by the letter C, and, hopefully, by the Number 5!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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 5   14

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Claude Prez - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
The scary part is, I actually can imagine seeing this. Well done.
Yoness - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, the 'Me don't lie' part really brings the Cookie Monster to life.
Princess Ana - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I did suspect a somewhat sinister reason the Monster craved cookies so much...
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Sesame Street/Muppets Parody
Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Just what IS the fascination you have with Sesame Street? You caused me to write a "dirty" Sesame Street parody. We'll see if Charles G. allows it. You'd LOVE it. If it turns out that he boots it...maybe we can find a way so that you can see it. Oh...yeah...right...All usual (God, this all 5s bit is getting boring!)
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

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