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Song Parodies -> "Wie Will Rock You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Wie Will Rock You"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It took Lebron James a while to live up to the hype. Michelle Wie may never get there -- and that's the media's fault, not hers.
(handclap opening, then continuing in background)

Lady, you're a young girl, onto the golf course.
You're gonna win the Grand Slam someday!
You got beautiful face, lots of grace.
Oops, now you're putting all over the place.

Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Lady, you're just sixteen, we won't treat you mean.
You're gonna wear the green jacket, yay!
You got beautiful face, lots of grace.
Chasing chauvinists out of Augusta's place.

Singin'

Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Sing it!
Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Lady, now you're thirty, it's looking dirty.
Still think you'll win a tournament some day.
You got egg on your face, big disgrace.
We media types moved to a new chase!

Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Sing it!
Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Everybody...
Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

Whoa, whoa...
Wie will
Wie will
rock you!

(guitar fadeout)

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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HH - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
HUHHHHHHH????????????????????
Gregory Sweetapple - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
You have good pacing but the title makes no sense, it has nothing to do with golfing. ( I don't think ). Look for my song called we will stalk you.

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