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Song Parodies -> "Eliot Spitzer"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Eliot Spitzer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Ah, look at all the media people.

Ah, look at all the media people.

Eliot Spitzer
he was elected the Governor of Empire State.
Much on his plate.
Attorney General
telling the guys on Wall Street they broke laws of New York.
Proved they were dorks.

All the media people.
Outside his apartment.
All the media people.
Ask how so wrong he went.

Washington callgirls
picked up the phone and wrote down name he gave, "Client 9."
For a good time.
Look at him working
Albany State House, but in D.C., he had strayed there.
Thought we won't care.

All the media people.
Outside his apartment.
All the media people.
They'll show embarrassment.

Ah, look at all the media people.

Ah, look at all the media people.

Eliot Spitzer
caught on a tape from investigation, FBI.
Now he will cry.
Washington callgirls
because he hired them, dug his political grave.
No way to save.

All the media people.
(Ah, look at all the media people.)
Outside his apartment.
All the media people.
(Ah, look at all the media people.)
He must resign, that gent.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Stan Hall - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Another grin-worth gibe, fives-worthily constructed.
What's really more objectionable to me, tho', than these guys' (Spitzer, Clinton, Craig, Livingston, Gingrich, Giuliani, etc. ad nauseum) is a) their inability to _keep_ private what in fact really are private matters, b) their uniformly foolish imagining that they can, and, c) especially in re Spitzer and the exemplifying GOPers above, their facile hypocritical (and, FTM, hypercritical) condemnation of their co-indulgers, both famed and faceless. Ah well ... :-)`
Melanie Lee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good stuff; some good laughs. I like the rhythm of "Washington callgirls", although Kristen actually traveled from NY to DC. However, I have to call you on the fact that your syllable accents don't fall in the right places--I mean, you place the words so the notes accent the wrong syllables. It's a tough job, but I think you can do it. 4-4-4.
alvin - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
funny stuff...5s
littleCupCakes - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
555: This AlphaGent has gone down, but we need answers to his involvement in so many areas: the StockMarket, and our retirement accts!! Martha did time for her role in only her own Co. Gov. Spitzer, probably had his hands in many stocks! It's the Ohio TEAPOT DOME scandal (Harding era) again! Oh, THERE WILL BE BLOOD !
MasonR - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I shaved a point off for pacing and accENTs on the wrong syllAbles, but this was funny. 455
Guy - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Calling Linda Terhune - Don't miss this one, Michael is slapping a Dem. around. Yes he deserves it. And yes Michael will lampoon anyone who deserves it and sometimes those who don't. But that is Michael.

I sllapped Sen Graig around. and he's a Rep. I say if they do something slappable, we should then about them by all means write, but no need to slap anyone around who is not in agreement. Though you were fairly safe with this one Michael as is anyone with Graig. I say well done , sir. I'm a bit late on my commenting and just trying to catch up. I'm overlooking the pace and accent problems mentioned in another comment and giving you 5s.
T Linda - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy - I see that - thanks for pointing it out! Turns out Michael Pacholek can be a fair guy, like you -- I can't say that I would do the same thing in his shoes or in yours - shows that you both have character and is something I should work on myself rather than defend someone in my own party who screws up, (NO, Michael they don't ALL screw up!) : ) or just switch subjects when it is brought up! Yeah & Rah Rah to you both!
I can't post in here anymore and should not be doing it – it feels really bad to be, like “sneaky” - but I saw you wrote something to me Guy, and you know - you are really a stand-up guy - and I am sorry for all your sorrow from your personal losses in your life, must be so hard – you have amazing strength. I am also sorry for what ever I said out of what ever I was trippin’ on – I feel defensive when I feel like there are multiple attacks – and then sort of alone in defending it all – no excuses, just want you to know, nothing personal really…
And Michael, you too – you liberal fart --- it’s been interesting - stay passionate for your country - it is a lot better than to be disinterested in it, (even if you are a liberal!) (joke)
God bless, be well, and all that good stuff..

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