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Song Parodies -> "Caine"

Original Song Title:

"Rain"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Caine"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

John A. Barry inspired this with "Kane." Big mistake, John.
Kwai Chang Caine comes.
So run and hide your guns.
Or else he'll kick your buns.
Kwai Chang Caine comes.
Kwai Chang Caine comes.

West is wild.
And tempers sure get frayed.
(West is wild.)
And kung fu is displayed.
(West is wild.)
West is wild.
West is wild.

Cai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aine?
Carradine!
Shoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-lin?
He wins again.

I can show you that in the modern time.
(I can show you.)
With son, fights L.A. crime.
(I can show you.)
I can show you.
I can show you.

Cai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aine?
Carradine.
Shoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-lin?
He wins again.

Can you hear me?
Snatch pebble from my hand?
(Snatch the pebble!)
Grasshopper in this land.
(Snatch the pebble!)
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?

snug ruoy edih dna nur os semoc eniac gnahc iawk
(Caine!)

Caine!
Go ahead, and run it backwards. You'll just get a dose of "uf gnuk."

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alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
very wise parody, grasshopper

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