Song Parodies -> "Fire This Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Soak Up the Sun"

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Original Performer:

"Fire This Gun"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Narrator: The Big Gun himself, Richard Bruce Cheney.

(instrumental opening)

You're such a Communist!
You don't respect this office!
You'll pay big bucks for gas!
That's the order of the V.P.!

I keep my secrets close!
I ain't telling you squat!
You don't do what I want
you're facing what I got!

I'm
gonna fire this gun!
Gonna tell everyone
it's accident!
Lemme tell you that
I've
got guys I can blame!
You may think that it's lame
this spleen I vent!

I'm gonna fire this gun!
I'm gonna fire this gun!

I got a real good job.
It don't pay nearly enough.
So I get big kickbacks
from the guys who make energy!
Every time I look around
a guy I know has fallen down!
Maybe something's wrong with you
if you're not red and white and blue!

I'm
gonna fire this gun!
Gonna tell everyone
it's accident!
Lemme tell you that
I've
got guys I can blame!
You may think that it's lame
this spleen I vent!

I'm gonna fire this gun!
I'll get off scot-free!

Don't have to tell the truth!
I'm still the king of you!
George, he might be my boss, but
he'll do what I say to do!

Every time I look around
a guy I know has fallen down!
Maybe something's wrong with you
if you're not red and white and blue!
Maybe I'll pump lead in you!

I'm
gonna fire this gun!
Gonna tell everyone
it's accident!
Lemme tell you that
I've
got guys I can blame!
You may think that it's lame
this spleen I vent!

I'm gonna fire this gun!
Got my .45 on so I
can have fun!

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