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Song Parodies -> "Miss Furtado"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Furtado"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Did I say we were scraping the bottom of the barrel with "Desperado" parodies? Whoa, Nelly, I may have been wrong.
Miss Furtado.
You have messed up my senses.
I've watched you do those dances
for so long now.
Whoa, you're a hard one.
You once seemed like a hippie.
But your new songs are trippy
and I love them somehow.

You've become the queen of videos.
To rock it you are able.
A queen of hearts, and mine, you sure did lash.
Now it seems that you're a fine thing
in my arms I'd like to cradle.
I'll show you I'm "MVP" just like Steve Nash.

Miss Furtado.
You Canadian recorder.
I will run for the border
and meet you at home.
And freedom? We'd both have it.
Stephen Harper's not Dubya.
Some things he would flub ya
but you brighten his zone.

I know your land gets cold in the wintertime
but where you are, I know the sun will shine.
It's hard to tell the nighttime, "Come to stay."
And I have only one command.
Can you please send Mister Timbaland

Miss Furtado.
Like a bird, you are calling.
There's no use in me stalling.
Open the gate.
It may be snowing
but I can give warmth above you.
I'll say it right that I love you.
(Say it right: He loves you!)
I'll say it right that I love you.

If only for one...


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 10

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 4   1
 5   7

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Stan Hall - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for the parody, but IMO the OS itself scrapes the bottom of The Eagles barrel. Oh well ... :-)
Invisible Boy - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael, once again you've proven that the barrel is bottomless...
John Barry - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it, but voting dipsh!its are on the loose today.
alvin - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
may all your dreams come tribute
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
What a dang perfect title sub! One of those "I can't believe no-one thought of this before" moments...and the parody was excellent, with a killer last line. 555
Johnny D - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditto The Kristofenator!
littleCupCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir, for this beautiful love song, as they are my favorite sentiment for writing. You captured the romance very well.

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