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Song Parodies -> "The Curse, No 'L'"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Curse, No 'L'"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Nope, nothing to do with baseball, although one of the teams in the city in question is still considered cursed.
The curse, no L
'cause of snow, they did say.
For the certain snowflakes fell
on tracks where they lay.
On tracks where they
stopped each train to a creep.
On a cold winter's night
the snow became deep.
No L, no L, no L, oh hell.
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L.
The taxis were no help
also stuck in the snow.
Mayor Daley called snowplows.
Even they could not go.
At Soldier Field
the Bears did play ball.
But the men in broadcast booth
could not see at all.
No L, no L, no L, oh hell.
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L.
Those el-evated trains
wait for snow to all melt.
So the Loop around downtown
will be moving belt.
Until the snow will melt
the platforms are full
with folks in soaked white socks
and that is no bull.
No L, no L, no L, oh he-ell!
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L!
'cause of snow, they did say.
For the certain snowflakes fell
on tracks where they lay.
On tracks where they
stopped each train to a creep.
On a cold winter's night
the snow became deep.
No L, no L, no L, oh hell.
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L.
The taxis were no help
also stuck in the snow.
Mayor Daley called snowplows.
Even they could not go.
At Soldier Field
the Bears did play ball.
But the men in broadcast booth
could not see at all.
No L, no L, no L, oh hell.
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L.
Those el-evated trains
wait for snow to all melt.
So the Loop around downtown
will be moving belt.
Until the snow will melt
the platforms are full
with folks in soaked white socks
and that is no bull.
No L, no L, no L, oh he-ell!
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L!
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It was a good parody--although I'm getting a little tired of rating Christmas Parodies, I guess it's unavoidable for 9 more days. . .555
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is the Cubs winning the World Series, that all the train on the L arrive on time, a World Series championship for the Cubs, snow shoes, a box of kielbasa and brats, a Cubs World Series title, for Obama to become President, some stuffed pizza, and last but not least, a World Series trophy for a certain team that plays at Wrigley Field.
I really love cute little ditties like this one! :-D
I'm surprised you didn't submit this as Michae Pachoek ;-)
Just saw your name in NY Post. You should write a song about the Chilien dude.
A snowy day in hell!
right on track
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