Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Rudy Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Baby"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Rudy Baby"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

When I typed "Original Performer Name" -- actually the Drifters, in 1958 -- it came out "Dio." A Freudian typo. It would actually make sense, because every time he opens his fat mouth, Rudolph William Giuliani looks more and more like the spawn of Hell itself.
Um... well
I know this guy and-a Rudy is his name.
Hear me talkin' now!
Well, he sure talks big in the political game.
What he say?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rudy, Rudy, I don't want you!
Your racist record is a-going to haunt you!
Now...
Rudy, Rudy, you'll never be mine!
At no time!

Aw, each time he's talking, his speech is full of lies.
Aw, it is, Rudy.
I tell ya, he thinks Democrats can't stop terrorist guys.
Misapplies!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You nearly died on... 9/11
and blew your chance to ever go to heaven!
Well, listen now
Rudy, Rudy, you'll never be mine!
Woncha get lost sometime!

(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(A-hey-hey!)
(A-hey-hey!)
(A-hey-hey!)
I tell ya...

Well, I know this guy and-a Rudy is his name!
Can't believe him now!
The way he treated minorities was
such a shame!
Now you know!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Got him wives, more... than just two!
The values voters will sock it to you!
Well, listen now

Rudy, Rudy, you'll never be mine!
Woncha get lost sometime!
Rudy!

(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, baby)
(A-hey-hey!)
(A-hey-hey!)
(A-hey-hey!)
Well, listen, listen, listen, now...

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!
You'll never be mine!
At any time!
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!
You'll never be mine!
At any time!
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!
You'll never be mine!
At any time!
(repeat 'til fade)
And I didn't even have enough space in the original song to put in references to being pro-choice, pro-gay rights and a cross-dresser. Yeah, that'll go over real well with the "Christians" in the Iowa caucuses and the South Carolina Primary. Refresh my memory, how well did Milton Berle do when he ran for President?

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   16
 17
 17
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Anonymous - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you trying to be Tokusou Sentai Blessranger 2? Your parodies used to be great, now they all seem rushed and poorly written. 111
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
No, it's Giuliani who seems Rushed. And Georgedubyaed. And Billoed.
QC79 - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll never forgive Rudy for closing down all those porn theaters on 42nd street!
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
And sending them over to 8th Avenue, still within sight of the Port Authority Bus Terminal. Way to go, Reichskanzler Rudy!
alvin - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
a 'jewel"-iani of a parody
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, and an appropriate line, as "Adolf Giuliani" will turn out to be fool's gold.
Oreo Cookie - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha! Even so, Rudy continues to outdo Hillary in every poll! I don't even like the guy, but I can't help thinking he's exactly what you deserve for all the lies you've told and multiple acts of treason you've committed out of hatred for us all. Rudy is in almost every way the Republican version of Bill Clinton. If you won't accept the genuinely good and decent country gentleman, may you suffer horribly under the mean, tight-fisted city slicker! BOHICA, and 111s to you, little boy.
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know what the hell poll you're talking about, because Hillary and Obama are both beating Reichskanzler Rudy. To call Giuliani a GOP version of Bill Clinton is truly an insult to the best President of my lifetime and also yours (unless you're at least 44 and were around in the JFK years). That's the way to Cookie crumbles. I guess you like Oreos because they're easier to spell than Pepperidge Farm. Typical Bush fan, thinking as strongly as he does. Hillary beats McCain in November '08, and then Jeb in 2012, and neither will be close.
Trooper - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd look to how well you're polling yourself if I were you, traitor boy. You and those Clinton whores will have to fight this global war on the terrorists whose name you dare not acknowledge whether you choose to or not. People like you almost make me glad that if we're recalled, the war will be fought in the middle of your sleazy cities. Speaking of your sleazy cities, how's that hypocrite Corzine recovering from all his speeding, Mr. Camden, New Jersey dweller, hmmm? I hear he's still speeding, too. Guess he thought, like you, that he was above all those laws that get imposed on others, even the laws of physics. You Clinton-worshipping Bush-haters are the worst idiots I've ever known, and I'm glad your lazy terrorist-enabling philanderer-in-chief is out and will never be in office again. Rudy could be snorting cocaine and banging camels in addition to all the rest of his faults, and he'd still be a better candidate than any of the pathetic losers your jackass party is pushing.
Michael Pacholek - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
You must've been court-martialed out of the service, Trooper, for criminal stupidity. "The terrorists whose name you dare not acknowledge"? Excuse me, it was YOUR boy, Georgie Bush, who said he no longer thinks about Osama bin Laden. That was in May 2002. Corzine's a hypocrite? Corzine's a Marine, and tougher than you are in your wildest dreams. (If he wasn't, he'd probably be dead.) It's Rudy who thinks stuff doesn't apply to him. He wants it all: His multiple wives and favoring of reproductive and gay rights, and the right to call himself a Catholic and a Republican. He thinks he can fight terrorists? Only if they're unarmed black men. He's a total fraud, right down to his Yankee fandom. A true Yankee fan would have told Steinbrenner, "You will tear down Yankee Stadium over my dead body." Speaking of Rudy's dead body, that's what he almost had on 9/11, because he put his security command post in the World Trade Center. The guy wouldn't know what the hell to do in a true crisis. And we've already had that for eight years as of the next election. I don't know if it'll be Hillary or Obama or somebody else, but the next President will be a Democrat with a brain, and if you don't like it, go to France. You'll see just how "conservative" Nicholas Sarkozy really is. (Jacques Chirac is a "conservative" by French standards, too.) Could be worse: If Giuliani was a Democrat, you'd be saying he's already banging a camel. But I wouldn't say that. Judi doesn't deserve that. Rudy is the truly ugly one, and that's got nothing to do with his sinister appearance. He is a deeply, irretrievably evil human being. And I'm conceding a lot, calling him a human being. And the same to you.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dion38.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1347