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Song Parodies -> "A Teenage Fan of Mets"

Original Song Title:

"A Teenager In Love"

Original Performer:

Dion & the Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"A Teenage Fan of Mets"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Actually, Dion is a Yankee Fan from The Bronx, but the tone of the song sure fits.
Each time when ends the season
it always breaks my heart
because, I'm so afraid
my team will fall apart.
Each night I ask why I'm so upset?

Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?

In April, I'm so happy.
October, I'm so sad.
This team of mine is crappy.
No good, very bad.
Each night I ask why I'm so upset?

Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?

I cry each year
for orange and blue.
I'm sure they'll get it done
but no, they never do.

If they wanna make me cry
that won't be so hard to do.
Pennant hopes, I say goodbye.
Mets, I'll still be loving you.
Each night I ask why I'm so upset?

Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?

I cry each year
for orange and blue.
I'm sure they'll get it done
but no, they never do.

If they wanna make me cry
that won't be so hard to do.
Pennant hopes, I say goodbye.
Mets, I'll still be loving you.
Each night I ask why I'm so upset?

Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?
Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?
Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?
Why must I be a teenage fan of Mets?
(repeat 'til fade... wait, the Mets already faded... 'til next year's fade)
The security code for this one looks like the Mets' report card: "FFF." Or does that stand for what Met fans are saying right now?

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alvin - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
funny and sad at the same time
John Barry - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
They met their Waterloo. I'd say you're batting .555.
Michael Pacholek - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
They've certainly fallen into the loo. As for the water, tune in tomorrow for "The Wreck of the Ballclub of (ahem) Flushing."

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