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Song Parodies -> "Rings On Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Ring of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Rings On Fire"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

As stated in an earlier parody, these are a few of my favorite rings. Answer to Airfarcewon's "Wing of Fire."
I ate up some onion rings on fire.
Went down, down, down
and the spices went higher.
My heart burns, burns, burns
from rings on fire.
The rings on fire.

Love is a hungry thing.
I need some onion rings.
Round, breaded with desire.
I ate up onion rings on fire.

I ate up some onion rings on fire.
Went down, down, down
and the spices went higher.
My heart burns, burns, burns
from rings on fire.
The rings on fire.

The honey mustard's sweet
when sauce and my lips meet.
The sauce I like is nice and mild.
Oy... this sauce is wild.

I ate up some onion rings on fire.
Went down, down, down
and the spices went higher.
My heart burns, burns, burns
from rings on fire.
The rings on fire.

My heart burns, burns, burns
from rings on fire.
The rings on fire.
The rings on fire.
The rings on fire.
(repeat until fade)

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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Another good food parody.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
It seems THESE spices thrilled you in a peculiar way, Michael, but I advice you not to turn to Indian food just now. :)
AFW - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You threw a good ringer here...and thanks for the mention...
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
one of my favorite meals...onion rings with a rolaid chaser...5s
Paul Robinson - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, ordinarily I prefer a little more varying of the chorus lyrics, but what else can you do with Onion Rings except dip 'em and eat 'em and then wait to repeat 'em? Anyway, this piece matches the simplicity and clarity of the OS perfectly, so there's really no reason to complicate the parody. Of course, there are some on the site who would have made one of the choruses refer to the "sphincter ring" being on fire...but only at the "end" of the piece, I imagine...5's ~ ~ ~ OH, alvin...Rolaids, not Di-gel? hmmm...
Arwen - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmm...onion rings are my favorite guilty pleasure. Well...ONE of my favorites...=) Nice job, Mr. Pacholek...
Johnny D - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
As the onion ring parodies go, this one's greasier than most. And for dessert, a Strawberry Pepto Bismol float.
Larry Hensley - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
That's gotta hoit. Good one, 5's
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, everyone. Dutchman: There was a Batman comic a few years ago when he was investigating bias crimes in an Asian neighborhood in Gotham City. A hopped-up baddies threw him through the window of an Indian restaurant, and he said, "Blood in my mouth and curry on my cape. I wish it was the other way around." He went on to win the fight, though. Paul: To continue your anal-ogy, trust me, when I eat onion rings, there's plenty of repeating. I know, more information than you needed. Arwen: Yeah, we know YOU like rings. They're precioussss... Johnny D: That joke is more of a vicious circle than the rings in question. So why do I keep doing it myself? Larry: And I take it very poisonally.
M. P. - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
to quote Paris Hilton... "thats Hot!" . LOL

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