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Song Parodies -> "Macchiatoville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Macchiatoville"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Survived the Blizzard of '17. Not the biggest snowjob in America this year, but the biggest to involve actual snow. I did once break a snow shovel, having gotten almost to my driveway in the 18-inch Blizzard of '03.
(instrumental opening)

Makin' hot chocolate.
Needin' more of it.
All those Taurus, Fords, under snow.
Shovelin' my walkway.
Get outta driveway.
Starbucks still open, and I gotta go.

Wastin' away again in Macchiatoville
after loadin' my sidewalk with salt.
Some people claim
that climate change is to blame
but I know
it's nobody's fault.

I don't know the reason
I endure this season.
But then again, I think that I do.
Florida's humid
with hurricanes through it.
Why people live there, I haven't a clue.

Wastin' away again in Macchiatoville
after loadin' my sidewalk with salt.
Some people claim
that climate change is to blame
now I think
hell, it could be my fault.

(instrumental break)

I broke shovel handle.
My back muscles mangled.
Can't get that drink and cruise on back home.
Put some milk in the blender
with java to render
that caffeine concoction that helps me hang on.

Wastin' away again in Macchiatoville
after loadin' my sidewalk with salt.
Some people claim
that climate change is to blame
but I know
it's Donald Trump's fault.

Yes, and
some people claim
that climate change is to blame
but I know
it's Donald Trump's fault!

(instrumental close)

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Patrick - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
This is the number one news story in Kansas City, if only for the fact that all the network news people are stationed on the East Coast. I imagine similar storms take place every day in Helena, Montana and no one in Helena even hears about them. I don't know why anyone would live in New Jersey, or California, or Florida. But I'm glad they do.
Patrick - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Congratulations for being the first to blame the storm on Donald Trump. I'm sure you won't be the last.
Donald Trump - March 16, 2017 - Report this comment
So now I'm in charge of the weather? Wow. Is there anything I CAN'T do!?

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