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Song Parodies -> "Pull Your Pants Up"
Original Song Title:
"Hold Your Head Up"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Argent
Parody Song Title:
"Pull Your Pants Up"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Dedicated to all those fashion morons whose baggy jeans start below their elastic waistbands and end about a foot and a half past their socks. If you're gonna have your underwear sticking out, you might as well walk around without pants at all.
And it looks bad
Don't let those pants go down, we can't take it
Beneath your shirts
Don't make us roll our eyes, we can't take it
Pull your pants up! Pull your pants up!
Pull your pants up! Pull them up high!
Because we stare
At your trousers as they are still drooping
Because we shout
Are you trying to hide that you're pooping?
Pull your pants up! Pull your pants up!
Pull your pants up! Pull them up high!
Don't let those pants go down, we can't take it
Beneath your shirts
Don't make us roll our eyes, we can't take it
Pull your pants up! Pull your pants up!
Pull your pants up! Pull them up high!
Because we stare
At your trousers as they are still drooping
Because we shout
Are you trying to hide that you're pooping?
Pull your pants up! Pull your pants up!
Pull your pants up! Pull them up high!
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I really liked this one. Especially the "hide that you're pooping" part. Also, the intro was unnecessary and even detracted from it a little.
This could have also been called "The plumbers song"...anyway, good job Michael (When you write non-political stuff, I actully like your work lol)
Short & sweet! And I do think the intro was neccessary - for those less fashion conscious among us who would not have picked up on the joke as easily otherwise...
Ai, why do boys wear their pants around their knees anyway? Don't they want girls to check them out? Honestly, I will never understand fashion.
Neither will the boys with the droopy pants, Ana.
How to make "sagging" uncool in three easy steps: 1. Point out that String Bean started the trend. 2. Show the kid a picture of String Bean to prove it 3. Play "String's Mountain Dew" (or other String Bean song of your choosing) for the youngster. :)
I was going to write a parody on the same subject, only mine was going to be about unintentionally droopy pants. But I read yours and I'm glad I did.
"Annoyances of Life"
Definitely one of the stupidest-looking fashion trends out there...although I think now it's been slightly replaced by piercing every extremety and/or tattooing every visible inch of skin.
OH NO!! I don't know the song, Michael! Sheesh...I'm sorry! I'll see what I can do to find it...and come back when I do.
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