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Song Parodies -> "The Sweater (Rick Santorum's)"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Box Tops

Parody Song Title:

"The Sweater (Rick Santorum's)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Who cares what he's wearing? It's what's inside that counts... and what's inside is a guy who believes in taking our country back... to more corporate fascism.
Give me a ticket for an aeroplane.
I'll cut funding for Amtrak train.
I'm Rick Santorum.
New Hampshire, here I come.
And, baby, I am wearing a sweater.

I don't care how much money I gotta spend.
Got to take back this, my country.
I'm not Bush, not dumb.
IQ 101.
And, baby, I am wearing a sweater.

Well, I almost won in Iowa
'cause Romney, we just couldn't stand him no more.
Listen, Mister, can't you see
I gotta get back and save the babies
from Barack
and the gays!
Hey!

Don't think about my defeat in 2006.
I'm the man to give this country big fix.
Tax cuts, I got some.
Welfare, don't like none.
And, baby, I am wearing a sweater.

Well, Ron Paul is disgusting.
The liberals agree with me on that and not much more.
Listen, Mister, can't you see
I gotta get back and save the babies
from health care
and the gays!
Hey!

Give me a ticket for an aeroplane.
I'll cut funding for Amtrak train.
I'm Rick Santorum.
New Hampshire, here I come.
And, baby, I am wearing a sweater.
And, baby, I am wearing a sweater.

(instrumental fadeout... much like his campaign soon will)

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