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Song Parodies -> "Free Credit Report: Bruce Springsteen"

Original Song Title:

"I'm On Fire"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Free Credit Report: Bruce Springsteen"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I know Bruce has a lot of songs about not having enough money, but this is the one that came to mind.
(instrumental opening)

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
He's a mean old man who stripped me to the bone.
I'm as broke as can get.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.

He saw I put too much on my credit card
and so he came down on me really hard.
He makes me worry and fret.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.

(instrumental break)

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, edgy and hard
and cut a six-inch valley through my new MasterCard.

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and the bill-collector's phone calls ringing in my head.
Only you... can make me less upset.

Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.


(instrumental fadeout)
Yeah, right, like sleeping with the bill-collector's daughter is gonna be revenge, or make anything better... Unless she's, how shall I put this, "big-boned," and her father is desperate to marry her off!

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
enjoying your project
Jay Jianoran - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Great, Now Can You Do a Parody using the Solid Gold Theme, about the any MLB Player, please?
Max Power - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, do that baseball Hall of Famer Keeler next.

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