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Song Parodies -> "Hollaback Singer"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hollaback Singer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The other day, I was at work (a new job, by the way), and I heard one of my customers on her cell phone, spelling a name (not her own): H-O-L-L-A-B-A-C-H, Hollabach. I swear, I am not making this up. This is my second Beatles parody to be a Gwen Stefani tribute.
"Hollaback" singer!
(Singer! Singer)

(guitar opening)

Please, Gwen Stefani, I may be a schnook
and I know you're married, but give me a look!
It's basically I give you lustful leer
and I need a break
and I love you, you're the
"Hollaback" singer!
"Hollaback" singer!

It's a dirty feeling, I'm a dirty man.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, she doesn't understand!
J-Lo and Jess Alba won't return my mail
and I need a new girl, how about it, baby?
"Hollaback" singer!
"Hollaback" singer!

"Hollaback" singer!
(Singer! Singer!)

(guitar break)

It's some lousy whining, and I know that's true.
I'll be whining more for a week or two!
I can make it longer with this e-mail plan.
And I need a girl, I think it should be the
"Hollaback" singer!
"Hollaback" singer!

If you really like me, that would be all right.
I can make it there to spend the overnight!
If you must refuse me, it will bring a tear
and my heart will break from the rich girl called the
"Hollaback" singer!
"Hollaback" singer!

"Hollaback" singer!
(Singer! Singer!)

(guitar break)

"Hollaback" singer!
("Hollaback" singer!)

"Hollaback" singer!
("Hollaback" singer!)

"Hollaback" singer!
("Hollaback" singer!)

(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Yet Another Dutchman - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Gwen Stefani? You must be soooooooooooooo desperate.
Arwen - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know, YAD, I think she's fabulous...and I don't even swing that way. Still...Mr. Pacholek could do better...; ) Not as far as writing goes...but you know what I mean...=)
Rick C - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I echo your sentiments here, Michael and, congrats on the new job. You know, you may keep this job for a while if you don't spend the whole day staring at Gwen's CDs. 555
Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, wondered when this would be taken. Alas, now I don't have to anymore. I would say something regarding the parody content but I'm afraid Arwen is already mad enough at me as it is. ; )
Robert Mackle - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this a lot!
Michael Pacholek - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, everyone. Dutch: Believe me, I was desperate well before I ever heard of Gwen. (See "J-Lo Again, Naturally" and "Indiscreet Where You Live.") Arwen: I could do better? Not without a lot of frequent-flier miles, right? Rick: Don't worry, the store I work at doesn't sell music. Ant: I can speak with some authority that Arwen has enough anger to use on at least two men. Not that you would ever want to be one of them. (See "The Nose.")
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff.
Kristof Robertson - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The Disciples of Stefani roll on! Great job, Mike. 555

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