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Song Parodies -> "Failure Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Failure Boy"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is what my life has come to: Ripping off a girl who wasn't even old enough to vote when she wrote the original (and can't vote in the U.S. anyway). Naming the song "Failyr Boi" was considered, but quickly dropped.
He was a boy, son of a Bush. Can I make it anymore obvious?
He's just a punk from West Texas way. What more can I say?
He ran for Prez with a hard sell, majority told him to go to hell.
He's in the White House anyway. Thank you so much Sandra Day.

He was a failure boy, trash of a trailer boy.
He wasn't good enough for us.
I voted for Albert Gore, Supreme Court reversed the score
Giving us that little bag of pus.

Eight months go by, I sit at home.
Laid off from work and I'm all alone.
I turn on the tube, and guess what I see.
Planes knocking down WTC.
Domestically dumb, economy splat
now the Twin Towers are sitting flat.
He said we'd strike back, "We will prevail."
But where is Osama? Another fail.

He's just a failure boy, trash of a trailer boy
He isn't good enough to serve.
I gotta sit and pout, wish I could worry 'bout
a Prez who did well despite his schwerve.

Sorry, George, but you missed out.
Our tough luck, we've got war now.
We are going into Iraq
and maybe North Koreattack.
Too bad Sandy couldn't see
along with Anthony Kennedy.
There is more than meets the eye
in Georgie's case, should be a pie.

He's just a boy, and not much a man.
Can I make it any more obvious?
He's just a boy, son of a Bush
kicking America in the tush.

He's just a failure boy, trash of a trailer boy.
He isn't good enough for us.
He's unconstitutional, dumb and pollutional
That's why we're making such a fuss.
Yeah, I know, "Koreattack" and "pollutional" aren't real words. Neither is "subliminable."

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Pacing: 4.4
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Total Votes: 16

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Eejay - February 21, 2003 - Report this comment
That's great! It's really funny, and yet not because it's so true.
jania - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Kimberly - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I like that. I laughed out loud in front of the teacher.
laura - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I personally have nothing against Bush, but this was still HILARIOUS! ^_^
KID V. - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment

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