Nobody on the board.
Nobody makes me laugh.
The pacing is way, way off.
Nothing new from my pal Spaff.
Chucky did not load up new ones.
That's the way it goes.
No new Phil Alexander
or fresh meat from Florios.
But...

I can see you, the keyboard you're typing upon.
You picked a topic so right to
cause us to have some fun!
I can tell you the votes for you will still be strong
after the Royce's Summer has gone!

I never will forget these nights.
The songs you posted were a scream.
Remember how they sounded crazy
that Merry-and-Pippin team?
I'll never understand the details of their love.
But Higgins and DiRito typing
and Tong still shows just what he's made of.

I can see you, the keyboard you're typing upon.
Your writin' 'bout Bush to show he
should be four years and done!
I can tell you the votes for you will still be strong
after the Royce's Summer has gone!

(Instrumental break)

Out on the road today
I saw a Weird Al sticker on a Lexus coupe.
A little voice inside my head said
"He sounds like a real Bush-Cheney dupe!"
I thought I knew what's funny.
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever.
Should I stay or should I go?
But...

I can see you, the funny man named John.
You try to beat those censors with
songs 'bout a giant schlong!
I can tell you the votes for you will still be strong
after the Royce's Summer has gone!

I can see you, your elf ears pointing to the sun.
You put Tolkien stuff aside to post Shakespearean pun!
I can tell you the votes for you will still be strong
after the Royce's Summer has gone!