Song Parodies -> "I'm Jebby"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Ready"

Original Performer:

"I'm Jebby"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Jebby Bush -- John Ellis Bush Jr., son of the Governor of Florida and nephew of Georgie the Vacation Boy -- was busted for public drunkenness, and then for resisting arrest. This is the same kid who, when he was 16, was busted with his 17-year-old girlfriend for having sex in his car in a mall parking lot. His brother George P. and his sister Noelle and his cousins Jenna and Barbara ain't exactly paragons of morality either. Georgie said he would restore honor and integrity to the White House. He can't even restore honor and integrity to his own house! http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/black-sheep/jeb-bush-jr/

Well, I'm Jebby
I'm silly
and I'm able to krunk 'n' roll all night!
Yes, I'm Jebby
I'm silly
and I'm able to krunk 'n' roll all night!
Come on pretty baby!
We gonna krunk, we gonna roll 'til the broad daylight!

Because I'm Jebby, mm-hm!
And I'm able, mm-hm!
I'm silly and I'm able
so you better come give in to me!
We gonna krunk 'n' roll 'til tomorrow 'bout three!

Talkin' really fast 'cause I scored some speed!
Didn't read the bottle, no one in my family will read!
My siblings and cousins coming on!
We gonna krunk 'n' roll all night long!

Well, I'm Jebby
I'm silly
and I'm able to krunk 'n' roll all night!
Yes, I'm Jebby
I'm silly
and I'm able to krunk 'n' roll all night!
Come on pretty baby!
We gonna krunk, we gonna roll 'til the broad daylight!

(instrumental break)

Talkin' really fast 'cause I scored some speed!
Didn't read the bottle, no one in my family will read!
My siblings and cousins coming on!
We gonna krunk 'n' roll all night long!

Well, I'm Jebby
I'm silly
and I'm able to krunk 'n' roll all night!
Yes, I'm Jebby
I'm silly
and I'm able to krunk 'n' roll all night!
Come on pretty baby!
We gonna krunk, we gonna roll 'til the broad daylight!

Oh, did I use the word "krunk" without permission? Hey, it's legal in New Jersey, whereas what Jebby does ain't legal in Florida.

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RIck C - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment

HA! I like it...555

Linda - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment

The song barely makes any sense. By the way, did bush forget to come over to your house again today to wipe your arse? I am sure he has time to do that and all the other things you demand, better protest or something...

CRick - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Ha! It's bullshit...111

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