Song Parodies -> Voteman
| Original Song Title: | "Taxman" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Voteman" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Sorry, Malcolm, Guy and Florios, I haven't decided to join you in your crusade to cut taxes for Georgie's fat-cat good-ol'-boys. This is someone almost as worthy of attack: The one-one-one guy! Will he ever be a man and identify himself and confess? Unless and until he does, I'll just have to put these words in his mouth.
Let me tell you how it will be:
That's one for you across, from me.
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
Should ones on this song seem too small
be thankful I don't trash them all.
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
If you do Avril, I'll trash her skate!
If you do Meat Loaf, I'll trash his weight!
If you do J-Lo, I'll trash her date!
If it's Eminem, I'll trash his hate!
Voteman!
(guitar break)
Don't ask me why I say you suck.
Uh-uh, Mr. Florio!
If you want to, complain to Chuck!
Uh-uh, Madame Royce!
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
And my verdict on Michael P? (Voteman!)
All ones in perpetuity! (Voteman!)
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
And your writing, it's nothing to me! (Voteman!)
(guitar licks fade out)
That's one for you across, from me.
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
Should ones on this song seem too small
be thankful I don't trash them all.
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
If you do Avril, I'll trash her skate!
If you do Meat Loaf, I'll trash his weight!
If you do J-Lo, I'll trash her date!
If it's Eminem, I'll trash his hate!
Voteman!
(guitar break)
Don't ask me why I say you suck.
Uh-uh, Mr. Florio!
If you want to, complain to Chuck!
Uh-uh, Madame Royce!
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
And my verdict on Michael P? (Voteman!)
All ones in perpetuity! (Voteman!)
'Cause I'm the Voteman! Yeah, I'm the Voteman!
And your writing, it's nothing to me! (Voteman!)
(guitar licks fade out)
Come on, Ones Guy! Stand up and face us! As Roger Daltrey would say, "Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Aw, who the f--- are you!"
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