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Song Parodies -> "Up-Throwin' Again, Naturally"
Original Song Title:
"Alone Again, Naturally"
Original Performer:
Gilbert O'Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Up-Throwin' Again, Naturally"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
In a little while from now
I'll need the first of two showers.
I promised myself
to treat myself
to visit a nearby Tower.
It's at Fifty-sixth and Fifth
and I'll stand there, very miffed
at the only black
thing he won't attack
and it's paid for by the Saudis
who, with the Russians saved
this failed businessman so rowdy
and with Elon Musk left us in dusk
no Sun, it's always cloudy.
It's not much of a stretch
that I retch over that wretch.
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
To think that only just last week
America approached a peak.
Looking forward to
well, I know you do
getting rid of that loathsome freak.
But as if to knock us down
misogyny came around.
Nonwhite men stayed home
they could just not roam
out to vote for President Woman
even if they were
just like her, of dark complexion
and Puerto Ricans weren't thinkin'
'bout Trump's "garbage collection."
They gave in to his greed
so I truly am, indeed
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
It's seems to me that there were more hearts
broken in our land
by men so hateful
to chicks, ungrateful.
What will we do?
What will we do?
(instrumental break)
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
If we can survive four years
and survive the arrests and fears
we'll remind them of the lies
when each one of them cries
at the prices they'll pay for beers.
'Cause at 78 years old
he's learned nothing, it is told.
He don't understand
nothing 'bout our land
and it all soon will be shakin'
leave his fans to start
with their land and hearts so broken.
Themselves they'll blame and take the shame.
"I told you so" is spoken.
When they finally see the way
it's them that'll be that day:
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
Up-throwin' again...
naturally.
(instrumental close)
In a little while from now
I'll need the first of two showers.
I promised myself
to treat myself
to visit a nearby Tower.
It's at Fifty-sixth and Fifth
and I'll stand there, very miffed
at the only black
thing he won't attack
and it's paid for by the Saudis
who, with the Russians saved
this failed businessman so rowdy
and with Elon Musk left us in dusk
no Sun, it's always cloudy.
It's not much of a stretch
that I retch over that wretch.
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
To think that only just last week
America approached a peak.
Looking forward to
well, I know you do
getting rid of that loathsome freak.
But as if to knock us down
misogyny came around.
Nonwhite men stayed home
they could just not roam
out to vote for President Woman
even if they were
just like her, of dark complexion
and Puerto Ricans weren't thinkin'
'bout Trump's "garbage collection."
They gave in to his greed
so I truly am, indeed
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
It's seems to me that there were more hearts
broken in our land
by men so hateful
to chicks, ungrateful.
What will we do?
What will we do?
(instrumental break)
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
If we can survive four years
and survive the arrests and fears
we'll remind them of the lies
when each one of them cries
at the prices they'll pay for beers.
'Cause at 78 years old
he's learned nothing, it is told.
He don't understand
nothing 'bout our land
and it all soon will be shakin'
leave his fans to start
with their land and hearts so broken.
Themselves they'll blame and take the shame.
"I told you so" is spoken.
When they finally see the way
it's them that'll be that day:
Up-throwin' again, naturally.
Up-throwin' again...
naturally.
(instrumental close)
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At publishing time Galveston was seen holding an onion under her eyes while reading The New York Times in an effort to spark tears of rage again.
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-forced-to-have-2nd-meltdown-after-forgetting-to-press-record
BURBANK, CA — Liberal woman Marcie Galveston was forced to film herself having a second post-election meltdown this week after she realized she forgot to hit the record button on her phone the first time around.
"WHY??? WHY?????" screeched Galveston, tears running down her cheeks. "I'm shaking, I'm so terrified! Look what you did, you sick freaks! I'm literally no longer safe as a woman, are you happy? I just can't believe over half the country is so RACIST and SEXIST and… oh wait a second. My phone isn't on. Aw, man. Gonna have start this whole thing from the beginning."
Despite the setback, Galveston worked hard to drum up new tears and access that same level of rage as she set her phone up against the kitchen backsplash a second time and put it on selfie mode.
"Yeesh, it's hard to get that level of emotion on a second take," she said. "Come on, Marcie, you can do this. Think about the trans gulags, the internment camps for gays. ARGH. The tears aren't coming, the tears aren't coming!"
At publishing time Galveston was seen holding an onion under her eyes while reading The New York Times in an effort to spark tears of rage again.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-ratings-soar-after-debuting-new-segment-where-he-stands-there-all-sad-and-cries-like-a-wuss
U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he just stands on stage and cries like a big wuss.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-ratings-soar-after-debuting-new-segment-where-he-stands-there-all-sad-and-cries-like-a-wuss
U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he just stands on stage and cries like a big wuss.
Kimmel unveiled the new segment Tuesday night, when in lieu of an opening monologue, he stood there and cried like a girl.
"Oh man, this is great," said local woman Lacy Janovic as she watched Kimmel blubber away. "Is his lip quivering? Aww, look at the big baby crying for his mama! I could watch this every night."
After long being an afterthought in late-night television, Kimmel has suddenly seen millions of Americans tuning in to watch him weep like a pansy. "We've had a ten-fold surge in viewership," reported show producer Dave Campbell. "People absolutely love getting to watch Kimmel stand there like a sissy and bawl all over himself. The only issue is the tears keep washing off his blackface."
At publishing time, Stephen Colbert had also received a big ratings bump as people happily tuned in to watch him angrily scream obscenities like an impotent weakling.
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That lefty is a hero!
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