Song Parodies -> "Tired of Weighing for You"

Original Song Title:

"Tired Of Waiting For You"

Original Performer:

"Tired of Weighing for You"

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The Lyrics

Inspired by the many fat/overeating parodies, including a few of my own, but mainly riding the coattails of Agrimorfee's epic gastronomic masterpiece "I Am Enormous."

So tired, tired of weighing, tired of weighing for you!
So tired, tired of weighing, tired of weighing for you!

I was a chubby soul, I had some blubber 'til I met you.
But you keep my starving all of the time, what can I do?

It's your life, and you can do what you want.
Do you what you like, but please don't keep me weighing!
Please don't keep me weighing!

'Cause I'm
So tired, tired of weighing, tired of weighing for you!
So tired, tired of weighing, tired of weighing for you!

I had cholesterol, I ate so lovely 'til I met you.
But you stop me from eating all of the time, what can I chew?

It's my life, and I'll eat what I want!
Chew what I like, so please don't keep me weighing!
Please don't keep me weighing!

'Cause I'm
So tired, tired of weighing, tired of weighing for you!
So tired, tired of weighing, tired of weighing for you!
For you!
For you!
For you!

Do I hear, "Livin' in a Gastro's Paradise"? Anyone wants to use that title, feel free! (Or even a Castro Paradise, either a swipe at Fidel or at the gay district of San Francisco, so long as it's funny and not prejudiced.)

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