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Song Parodies -> "Mona Visa"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Mona Visa"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

For my ex-girlfriend. The short one with the pointed ears. No, I don't mean Jolene Blalock (T'Pol on "Enterprise").
Mona Visa, Mona Visa, men have named you.
You're so not a lady with that wicked smile.
Is it money you want, honey, has it shamed you?
It's a Mona Visa strangeness, it's so vile.

Do you bankrupt every lover, Mona Visa?
And is this your way to cause a broken heart?
Many guys have walked back out upon your doorstep.
They just cry there and they die there.
Are you cold, not for real, Mona Visa?
Or just a cold and greedy lovely work of art?

(instrumental break)

Do you bankrupt every lover, Mona Visa?
And is this your way to cause a broken heart?
Many guys have walked back out upon your doorstep.
They just cry there and they die there.
Are you cold, not for real, Mona Visa?
Or just a cold and greedy lovely work of art?

Mona Visa?
Mona Visa?

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, can I ever think of parody-titles for "Mona Lisa". But this one's a good one.
John Barry - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
5s. I would have titled it "Loaner Visa."
Royce Miller - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
very good
Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Or maybe title it, " Don't -- She'll Fleece Ya ".
alvin rhodes - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...sounds like my ex-wife as well...5s
Rod W - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's some fivers to help pay it down.. Good job, Michael!

Btw, shoot on over to Patriot Things again, I responded to your query from 4-19 in which you raised a great point..
AFW - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I just Discovered how Masterfully you've dun this..You deserve a lot of credit...You're a card...the fives
Rick C - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think AFW took charge of all the credit card puns so, I'll just remit three 5s.
Adagio - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Michael.
Michael Pacholek - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Still no response from the subject of the song... I'm a little nervous...
Michael Pacholek - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Still no response from the goddess of greed. I guess she's too busy "campaigning" to have noticed this one. Or too busy fawning over that Orlando Bloom cover shot on USA Weekend Magazine.

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