Song Parodies -> "Billy Ray's Movie Theme Tunes, No. 3: Superman"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

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"Billy Ray's Movie Theme Tunes, No. 3: Superman"

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The Lyrics

I hope Kristof Robertson doesn't mind me taking this idea of his ("Titanic" and "Speed" so far) to the next level. (I also hope the producers of "Pinky & the Brain" don't mind me swiping a line from their theme song.)

You can tell the world
Miss Lane is one hot girl.
I think it's her we should kidnap!
Reports news very well
but don't know how to spell.
We'll get her right into our trap!

And you can now say this
to old Metropolis:
We want a billion dollars from the bank!
And if we don't get cashed
your city will be smashed
we got an old Soviet tank!

But don't tell that guy!
That Super-duper guy!
I just don't think he'll understand!
And if you tell that guy
that Super-duper guy
he might throw us into the can!
Oo-woo...woo!
Oo-woo...woo!

You can tell Luthor
the villain who wants more
he is the idol of the crime!
And when he proves his worth
to overthrow the Earth
he'll be on the cover next of "Time!"

But you can tell old Lex
his plan will be a wreck.
I know that truth he won't believe.
But his plan's going south
all thanks to Mr. Routh
or is it Cain or is it Reeve?

And don't tell that guy!
That Super-duper guy!
I just don't think he'll understand!
And if you tell that guy
that Super-duper guy
he might throw us into the can!

No, don't tell that guy!
That Super-duper guy!
I just don't think he'll understand!
And if you tell that guy
that Super-duper guy
he might throw us into the can!
Oo-woo...woo!
Oo-woo...woo!

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Stuart McArthur - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

amazing, MP - Rick and I were about to post a thread extending Kristof's idea in exactly this way - great minds! - I hope you won't mind, when we do get it started, (and we have to tell Kristof first) that this excellent contribution becomes part of the anthology - 555

TJC - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Ha! I've been thuper-dooper-spoofer-ized! Flyin' hi 5's

The Charnstar - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

HAHAHA! That was good, a great sequel to Kristof's, 5-5-5

alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment

funnier than a speeding punchline

Spaff.com - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment

A super-duper variation on Kristof's theme. And much better than my idea, a parody of "Sweet Caroline" called "Reeve's Paralyzed."

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