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Song Parodies -> "I Couldn't Dance, All Right"

Original Song Title:

"I Could Have Danced All Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"I Couldn't Dance, All Right"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Continuing my quest to parody all the songs from "My Fair Lady," a show I had a bit part in in junior high, in a bid to become the first Amirighter to parody an entire Broadway musical's soundtrack.
Head, head, such spinning in my head!
My head's so light, I can't keep dinner down!
Step, step upon her toes tonight!
See her grimace, grumble, gripe and frown!

I couldn't dance, all right.
I coudln't dance, all right.
And no one begged for more.
I could have spread my schleps
and done a thousand steps.
They'd kick me off the floor.
I'll never know what made it so distressing
when all at once, I could not fly.
I only know when she
began to swear at me
I couldn't dance, dance, dance, all right.

I couldn't dance, all right.
I coudln't dance, all right.
And no one begged for more.
I could have spread my schleps
and done a thousand steps.
They'd kick me off the floor.
I'll never know what made it so distressing
when all at once, I could not fly.
I only know when she
began to swear at me
I couldn't dance, dance, dance...

All right!

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Tim Mayfield - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite musical.
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations on dancing your way to 600 posted parodies, Michael!
Ashkicksass - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Pretty impressive moves here!
John Barry - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks like the 5s-step.
alvin rhodes - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
maybe not but you write good parodies...5s
AFW - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it..especially the "Soundsliketheoriginalphrasing"..

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