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Song Parodies -> "Shamblin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Ramblin' Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers Band

Parody Song Title:

"Shamblin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

What a debate, full of #RomneyShambles. Seriously, if you watched all the debates, and you're STILL voting for Romney, it can only be for one of two reasons: Either you always vote for the Republican nominee, no matter what - in which case, I admire your loyalty, if not your judgement - or it's because Romney is white and Obama is black.
(Instrumental opening)

Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.
Tryin' to run for President and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for votin', I hope you'll understand
That I was born a shamblin' man.

My father was a missionary Mormon.
He wound up Governor of Michigan.
And I was born with a silver foot in my mouth.
That's why I just help Percent One.

Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.
Tryin' to run for President and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for votin', I hope you'll understand
That I was born a shamblin' man.

(Instrumental break)

I'm on my way to Ohio this morning.
Leaving my birth State was quite abrupt.
There's 47 percent I don't worry about much, Lord.
They hate I said, "Let Detroit go bankrupt."

Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.
Tryin' to run for President and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for votin', I hope you understand
That I was born a shamblin' man.

Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.
Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.
Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.
Lord, I was born a shamblin' man.

(Long instrumental fadeout)
After that last debate, NittWitt Mitt has got to feel... like he's been tied... to the whipping post.

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3 For 3 For Romney - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice. You're delusional AND a racist.
Callmelennie - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Another reason you might vote for Romney is that you happen to live in three million square mile area of the United States that isn't eaten up with arrogant, elitist coastal bubblethink
Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
There is NO reason why I might vote for Romney. He could offer me his entire fortune in exchange for my vote, and I'd still tell him to go to hell -- although that would be redundant, because of his religion. Which isn't Mormonism, it's unregulated, I-got-mine-the-heck-with-you capitalism. Did the Crash of 2008 teach you NOTHING? You suggested that you might be an idiot because you liked that "rabbit stew" parody. No, that's not it. It's because, after 2008, you're STILL a right-winger. It's not that you haven't got a clue -- it's that you've seen the clues and refused them.
amirighton - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
You know if you can elicit reaction from the Trogs such as the above you're doin' your job.
RACE CARD OVERDRAWN - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
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Reasons you might vote for Romney: - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
You support the 1st and 2nd Constitutional Amendments; you want habeus corpus enforced and Mr. Nakoula released; you believe one should judge people by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin; you'd rather earn a paycheck than be a parasite on welfare; you're opposed to letting corpses, felons, and foreigners vote in our country's elections; you're worse off now than you were four years ago; the price of your electricity just skyrocketed and you're getting sick of rolling blackouts; you're Jewish and don't like having anti-Semites running our country; you're a naturalized Cuban and came here to get away from Communism; you're a naturalized European and you came here to get away from Europe's economic policies; you've learned your lesson from 2006, and will never vote for a Democrat again; you actually have a brain.
amirighton - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
And below.
Reasons you might vote for Usurper Zero Boy - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
You want the government to shut down Fox News; you believe guns should be outlawed; you think anyone who insults Allah should be beheaded; you judge people by the color of their skin rather than the content of their character; you're dead, in prison for first degree murder, or an illegal immigrant, and you're opposed to having to show ID to vote; actually, you voted for Romney but Soros and his puppets are the ones counting your vote; you've been working at a "green energy" company and just got a huge bonus and golden parachute after your heavily taxpayer-subsidized company failed anyway; you own a huge corporation and your small business competitors have now been regulated to death; you've been reading about FDR and you really like everything about his Presidency except that you really think he should have let Hitler kill all those Jews; you're Kenyan and proud of having a fellow Kenyan illegally occupying the White House; you're Californian and want to spread your state's economic policies to the rest of the country; you've been incapable of forming new memories ever since you accidentally snorted some roofies at a rave in January 2009; you want both the voting age and age of consent lowered to 4; you want the Democrats in position to take all the blame for the now-inevitable economic collapse of 2013; you have squirrels living in your skull where your gray matter used to be.
Careful what you wish for - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
That part about 2013 is real, by the way; saw it given as a justification in an article on Lew Rockwell dot com, a.k.a. the Church of Ron Paul.
Michael Pacholek - October 25, 2012 - Report this comment
The Republicans do NOT support the 1st Amendment. The 2nd Amendment? Obama hasn't taken your guns, any more than Clinton, Carter or LBJ did. If LBJ didn't take the guns away after JFK got his head blown off, it will never happen. And in case you've forgotten, RONALD REAGAN GOT SHOT. You should have been for gun control then. I am judging Mitt Romney by the content of his character: He has NONE. Of course people would rather earn a paycheck. They also want that paycheck to pay more than welfare, and when Republicans are in the White House, that's too damn hard. The ONLY voter fraud in this country is Republicans preventing people from exercising their right to vote. The only people worse off than they were four years ago are Osama bin Laden and Moammar Khadafy. Anybody who thinks Obama is an anti-Semite is a schlemiel. The Cubans are just that, Cubans living in America -- not Americans. Europe's economic policies work: It's the socialist countries that are doing well, and the ones under austerity (Ireland, Spain and Greece) that are suffering. You're calling Obama a usurper? He didn't steal a President election, that was his predecessor. You're calling him "boy"? That boy saved this country. If YOU actually had a brain, you'd accept this as the truth, and stop listening to Murdoch and Limbaugh, the lying creeps.
Michael Pacholek (Abbreviated) - October 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Black is white! Up is down! Left is right! Poverty is wealth! Keith Olbermann is honest! REALITY IS A LIIIIE!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!one11one!!!!1!!
Jeff - October 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Too bad lee Harvey Oswald doesn't have a grandson. I'd send him to Romney's house! LIAR! CROOK! TAX CHEAT! What a standard bearer for the right-wing-nuts.
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Right on, Mike!...or should I say Left On? :)
Dave W. - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey ! Is that all you Guys Got ? .....Very amusing either way..... Good voting everyone
Suck it, Usurper Zero Boy Rimjobber! - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
So, how are you enjoying your racist fascist government cheese now, you cross-burning goose-stepper? What'samatta, Mikey boy, Hurricane Sandy got your tongue? Ha ha ha ha ha!

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