Once there was a way to score a touchdown.
Once there was a way to win at home.
Speak, little rookie, don't you wig
and you won't make mistakes so big.

Golden Stumbler, rub your eyes.
You embarrass teammate guys.
Speak, little rookie, don't you wig
and you won't make mistakes so big.

Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!
Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!

Around the press, do act mellow.
Not every mike is an invitation.
Don't need no prejudice declaration.
Don't break down...

Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!
Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!

Oh yeah, all right, what group are you gonna insult tonight?

(solos)

And you, tight end, the talk you make will offset all the dough you make!

Oh-whoaaaa...