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Song Parodies -> "George Constanza"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Dancer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"George Constanza"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Phoebe from "Friends" (Lisa Kudrow) thought it was "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." Since we're already on Thursday night on NBC, I present my first "Seinfeld" parody.
Velvet baby, kinda shady, workin' for the Yanks.
Glassy eyes, wise-guy smile, a balding loser man.
Watchin' for ya, you know I saw ya save whales in the sand.
But you're so wired, soon get fired, George Costanza will get canned.
He's so cheap, can't be beat, parsimonious, a clod.
Turning back, Jerry laughs.
Material he now has had.
Funny man, he makes his stand
at the Improvisation.
Elaine looks on, having fun.
She thinks that George is just a bum.
But oh how it feels so real
lying there with truth not near
only George, and we can't hear him
when I say loudly, loudly
Hold your horses, George Costanza!
Count the untruths in your lie-way!
Raining down in sheets of bull----!
Call your friend Art Vandelay!
Velvet baby, kinda shady, workin' for the Yanks.
Glassy eyes, wise-guy smile, a balding loser man.
Watchin' for ya, you know I saw ya save whales in the sand.
But you're so wired, soon get fired, George Costanza will get canned.
Glassy eyes, wise-guy smile, a balding loser man.
Watchin' for ya, you know I saw ya save whales in the sand.
But you're so wired, soon get fired, George Costanza will get canned.
He's so cheap, can't be beat, parsimonious, a clod.
Turning back, Jerry laughs.
Material he now has had.
Funny man, he makes his stand
at the Improvisation.
Elaine looks on, having fun.
She thinks that George is just a bum.
But oh how it feels so real
lying there with truth not near
only George, and we can't hear him
when I say loudly, loudly
Hold your horses, George Costanza!
Count the untruths in your lie-way!
Raining down in sheets of bull----!
Call your friend Art Vandelay!
Velvet baby, kinda shady, workin' for the Yanks.
Glassy eyes, wise-guy smile, a balding loser man.
Watchin' for ya, you know I saw ya save whales in the sand.
But you're so wired, soon get fired, George Costanza will get canned.
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You get 5's just for putting George Costanza in a song parody. You'd have gotten 6's if you woulda rhymed his name.
Anybody wanna try "My Sharona"..."I Can't-stand-ya"?
Heh heh heh! Can you write one about Kramer too?
Nice job, Michael. Rhymes for Costanza: Danza (as mentioned already), Bonanza... little help?
Aussie, are you trying to write another stanza? ;-)
You win the Marble Rye !
ROFL... Art Vandelay That's priceless! This is one of your best! =)
Leah - it's a rhyming extravaganza! ;)
hehe!
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