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Song Parodies -> "Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part II: New York Islanders"
Original Song Title:
"Hava Nagila"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part II: New York Islanders"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Anyone in the mood for a little hockey?
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Man, your Cups are old.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
And your Cups have mold.
None won since eighty-three.
Way back in history.
Devils, they won three times.
Rangers, one, a crime.
You guys, you make your stand
out there on Long Island.
Coliseum falls apart
and you've got no heart.
Then... you... watch... the...
Rangers skate past, very busy.
Devils put you in a tizzy.
Power plays, you ain't converting.
All your joints and muscles hurting.
You can't play!
No, no way!
Not since Bryan Trottier!
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Man, your Cups are old.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
And your Cups have mold.
None won since eighty-three.
Way back in history.
Devils, they won three times.
Rangers, one, a crime.
You guys, you make your stand
out there on Long Island.
Coliseum falls apart
and you've got no heart.
Then... you... watch... the...
Rangers skate past, very busy.
Devils put you in a tizzy.
Power plays, you ain't converting.
All your joints and muscles hurting.
You can't play!
No, no way!
Not since Bryan Trottier!
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Better. Is it safe to say that your cups have cobwebs, too? The Rangers haven't won since 1994.
He's a Devils fan
There are Rangers jokes to go around
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