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Song Parodies -> "I Started to Smoke"

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Started to Smoke"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I hate the Bee Gees... but I love the movie "Airplane!" Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit writing parodies! Narrator: Flight controller Steve McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges).
I started to smoke
which started the whole world trembling.
But I didn't see
to guide the plane's up to me.

I started to drink
which started the whole world drinking.
Oh, if I'd only seen
to guide the plane's up to me.

I looked north and south
popping pep pills into my mouth
the plane came closing in
how'll I come through
when I'm sniffing glue?

Then I finally crashed
'til the plane's safely landing.
Oh, if I'd only seen
Striker didn't need me.

I looked north and south
popping pep pills into my mouth
the plane came closing in
how'll I come through
when I'm sniffing glue?

Then I finally crashed
'til the plane's safely landing.
Oh, if I'd only seen
Striker didn't need me.

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alvin rhodes - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...good one...fit the tone of the OS well, too...5s
Paul Robinson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good and fun...pulling the story of the Lloyd Bridges character was a nice touch, but I would have tried to vary the repetitive sections ("I looked North & south...) a bit. 5-4-4
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm loving this "Airport!" series of yours MP - 555 - just want you to know, we're all counting on you
Michael Pacholek - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You're all counting on me? Maybe I should ask... Johnny D, what do you make of this? (This? Oh, I can make a hat...)

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