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Well, I find that Michael Vick's in trouble.
He's committed felony.
Heed these words of wisdom:
Let it plea.

And in his hour of darkness
it ain't dogs he's killed that feel like flea.
Heed these words of wisdom:
Let it plea.

Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
Heed these words of wisdom:
Let it plea.

And when the crimes have started, people
going off to jail you'd be
unless 'tis your answer:
Let it plea.
Show judge you're sorry-hearted.
Might not see the penitentiary.
There should be this answer:
Let it plea.

Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
There should be this answer:
Let it plea.

Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
Heed these words of wisdom:
Let it plea.

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Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
Heed these words of wisdom:
Let it plea.

And when you work for Dubya
you might get saved by Presidency.
He'll commute your sentence.
Let it plea.

Of course, he might still flub ya.
There is still a chance that judge will see
if you show some penitence.
Let it plea.

Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
Go and show some penitence.
Let it plea.

Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
There should be this answer:
Let it plea.

Let it plea, let it plea, let it plea, let it plea.
Heed these words of wisdom:
Let it plea.

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