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Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Home Crawford Texas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

For Bush has brain of a bird, now, and this birdbrain, we can't change.
Big wheels keep on turning
out on my ranch, on my jeep.
Singing songs about this great land.
I'm fighting war on the cheap.
And they think I'm a creep.

Well, I heard Mr. Tong sing about me.
Well, I heard ol' Will put me down.
Just what he said, I can't remember.
The WMD, I ain't found anyhow.

Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where I don't have to work.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.

In Tallahassee, bro's the Guv'nor.
(Boo! Boo! Boo!)
Now he did all he could do.
Now, Ballotgate does not bother me.
And I won't let Karl Rove fall through.
Forget the truth!

Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where I don't have to work.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.

(instrumental break)

Now, tussles run in the Gulf land.
You say we got Gulf of our own?
Does this mean I must end vacation
and chopper over to that zone?
I whine and moan.

Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where I don't have to work.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.

Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Oh, sweet home, baby.
Where I don't have to work.
And I enjoy the perks.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.

Yeah, yeah, Dick Cheney's got the answer.

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Big G - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Patheic, we did find WMDs in Iraq, ask Boortz about that. Karl Rove didn't do anything wrong. Hey and what about Memogate Or in the case of Clinton Wacogate, Eliangate, Pardongate, Lewinskygate, Impeachmentgate, Rapeacusationgate, Vetoring-partial-birth-abortiongate...
2005 - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And Gorelick's Stonewalling and Christmas in Cambodia and Rathergate and Able Danger and Air America and...
YES - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Bush is a cretin. So's Big G.
carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
the h*ll with it mike, it was good and we both know it. keep writing
Big G - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And PaulaJonesagate, and assaultweaponbanagate, and militarycutsagate, and giving-Korea-nukesagate, and auditingenimesagate and rentingthe whitehouseagate. YES can you come up with a less childish argument. Why don't you just call Bush a doodie head.
YES - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
OK. Bush is a doodie head. Don't forget to add to your list: Clinton had Vince Foster whacked.
NO - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And Oil-for-Palace and Kofi Annan's thieving son and UN child-rapists and Palestine's celebration on 9/11 and Green pseudoscience and endless Israel-bashing and a Nobel Prize for Yassir Arafat and...
Big G - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And ignoring terrorism and letting Bin Laden go free, and BS executive orders
Yes Yes Yes - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
"Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich." Peter Ustinov
Kat - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big G - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, I mean look at the number of planes we've flown into buildings in Iraq, and I can't count the number of terroists we've beheaded. You're damn right all right Bush is SUCH a terrorist. (Heavy sarcasm by the way)
Patriot - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Big G: Bin Laden is free you moron. No WMDs in Iraq - none - zero. Watergate, Iran-Contragate, Steal the Presidency Gate, Osama Bin Laden Still Free Gate, New Orleans genocide gate, Patriot Act Gate, George W. Bush Worst President in History Gate.
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Little G: Neal the Boor? What's the matter, were Bob Grant and Michael the Savage unavailable for comment? If James Carville had done what we already know Rove did, you'd want him hanged and shot. And then you try to deflect criticism off the moron in the White House... He is back in the White House, right? His vacation's over?... and attack Bill Clinton, who looks better and better with each Bush screwup. Face it, if Miami's Batista Cubans were drowned instead of New Orleans' blacks, Bush would've saved them in a hot second. But I won't call Bush a doodiehead. That would be an insult to crap worldwide.
Big G - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
The only genoicde in America to day is abortion. Bush didn't steal the presidency Al Gore TIRED to by only counting the democratic counties in Flordia. And or some other left wing fringe group spread lies about repubican polling places, slashed tires on Bush's buses. 1. The people in New Orleans were told to evacuate. 2. The interesting term black, because only you Black Helicopter theorists could come up with such a radicla arguement. 3. Rove revealed the indentity of a women who walked in the front gate of teh CIA every day she was not a covert ops worker. 4. Clinton did the most travel of any president ever. MP whatever respect I had for you is out the window, if George Bush cured AIDS tomorrow then you'd complain about the unemployed members of ACTUP.
Patriot - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
"1. The people in New Orleans were told to evacuate." - from Big G. How BIG of you Big G. They were too poor or too old to evacuate and we knew they were there - we saw it on television. Again, compassionate conservatism at work. Your selected president and your right wing ideology dropped the ball, big time. Yes, it was genocide. Might I also remind you that abortion is legal.
Big G - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey so was every other form of govermental genoicde just because it's legal doesn't make it right pedophila is legal in some African countries that doesn't mean that it's not sick! Yyeah maybe I was a bit too harsh on them but to say that Bush wanted to kill blacks is BS.
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'...5s
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. Thanks, Patriot, I'll take the baton back... How were poor people without cars or money to buy plane, train or bus tickets supposed to get out? "The interesting term black"... I suppose you'd use another term, one beginning with "N." I'd use a different one for you: "Neanderthal." (More enlightened Germans than you heroes.) And the only way Bush is gonna cure AIDS is if Rove gets it. Or didn't you notice that Saint Ronald of Bel Air didn't even mention it publicly until Nancy's friend Rock Hudson died? Rock and the other victims deserved better. So did Katrina's victims. But Georgie was awfully quick to fill the Rehnquist vacancy, wasn't he? Politics over protection, as always with this demander-in-thief.
Patriot - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Michael, let's not be too hard on the man who stole the presidency - afterall, he was out in San Diego raising money and gathering the cheerleaders for his unjust war. Condi was in NYC being booed by astute New Yorkers, so then she went off to buy shoes on 5th Ave. While there, an astute New Yorker told her she ought to be ashamed of herself while people in New Orleans were suffering and dying. Of course, this American, exercising her First Amendment rights, was promptly removed from the store by Condi security. Because if you're not with the Bushies, you're against America. I think it's time for Civil War or secession. Let the blue states have Dubya as there president - call it the Peoples Republic of Texas. The Bill of Rights could be the Second Amendment plus No Abortion, daily prayer, mules for those lonely nights, and the Patriot Acts. The Red States can install the rightly elected president - Al Gore for the first term and keep the Bill of Rights. All of our people would be immediately pulled out of the unjust war in Iraq. And we could make Bill Clinton our Ambassador to the Peoples Republic of Texas - that would really piss them off.
Big G - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is how liberals argue, it's funny, you called me a racist and a nazi at the same time. I would never use the N word and the fact that you would accuse me of it shows how immature you are. And I am begging you what part of the Bill of Rights or any other in our Constitution says the right of a woman to have an abortion shall not be infringed. Patriot, 1 a women deserves to be able to go somewhere without having leftist loonies swarming her. What if one of those guys decided to get violent?
Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, you would never use that word. Just like Bush would never lie to us. So you support Condi's right to shop for fancy shoes without being harassed, but not Cindy Sheehan's right to demand an answer for why her son had to die? And you ask about abortion in the Constitution. Here is the 14th Amendment, Section 1: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." A woman's body is her own property, therefore any law that infringes upon it is unconstitutional. And here is the 9th Amendment: "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people." You lose. But, to be bipartisan... Patriot, you've got it backwards. It's the Red States that support the fascist in the White House, and the Blue States that remain true to America. And I don't support secession. Just impeachment, conviction, and exile to St. Helena. And give him a TV that plays nothing but speeches by Bill, Hillary, Gore, John Kerry and the other Senator from Massachusetts, the great Ted Kennedy. That'll fix his wagon, which is more than Bush has ever fixed.
Patriot - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, their Constitution consists of the Second Amendment only (without the comma, of course).
Big G - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
So what part of those admeandments (the 14th was never ratified) say that there's a right to abortion, I just I don't see it, is it one of those things where you have to read every third letter?
Michael Pacholek - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The 14th Amendment was ratified on July 9, 1868, Little G. Clearly, you haven't read any of its letters.

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