-> "Sweet Home Crawford Texas"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Home Alabama"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sweet Home Crawford Texas"
The Lyrics
Big wheels keep on turning
out on my ranch, on my jeep.
Singing songs about this great land.
I'm fighting war on the cheap.
And they think I'm a creep.
Well, I heard Mr. Tong sing about me.
Well, I heard ol' Will put me down.
Just what he said, I can't remember.
The WMD, I ain't found anyhow.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where I don't have to work.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.
In Tallahassee, bro's the Guv'nor.
(Boo! Boo! Boo!)
Now he did all he could do.
Now, Ballotgate does not bother me.
And I won't let Karl Rove fall through.
Forget the truth!
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where I don't have to work.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.
(instrumental break)
Now, tussles run in the Gulf land.
You say we got Gulf of our own?
Does this mean I must end vacation
and chopper over to that zone?
I whine and moan.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where I don't have to work.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Oh, sweet home, baby.
Where I don't have to work.
And I enjoy the perks.
Sweet home, Crawford, Texas.
Where no one thinks I'm a jerk.
Yeah, yeah, Dick Cheney's got the answer.
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