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Song Parodies -> "Sarah Palin, April Fool"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Plays the Fool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Main Ingredient
Parody Song Title:
"Sarah Palin, April Fool"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Sarah Palin's show on Fox "News" Channel debuts on April 1? On April Fool's Day? You can NOT make this stuff up... unless you DO work for Fixed News... Of course, the Main Ingredient's lead singer was Cuba Gooding Sr., father of actors Cuba Jr. and Omar.
Okay, so your Party's broken.
You sit around, moping.
Crying, crying...
You say you're thinking about joining a Tea Party?
Well, before you do something rash...
Dig... this!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She's no exception to the rule.
Listen, baby:
She's falsely factual, and she's cruel.
She is lying.
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
Fallin' in love was such an easy thing to do.
But there's no way she cares
at all about you.
Oh-oh-oh, lovin' eyes they cannot see
this certain person could never be
the right kind of person for our nation.
She's the queen of prevarication!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She's no exception to the rule.
Listen, baby:
She's falsely factual, and she's cruel.
She is lying.
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
How can she help it when the music starts to play
and the ability to reason never came her way.
Oh-oh-oh, Heaven on Earth is all you see.
You're out of touch with reality.
I didn't have to change that lyric.
Inside her head, it's atmospheric!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She'll use your heart just like a tool.
And you are one!
For Caribou Barbie, you still drool.
Listen, baby:
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
Whoa!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She's no exception to the rule.
Listen, baby:
She's falsely factual, and she's cruel.
She is lying.
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
You sit around, moping.
Crying, crying...
You say you're thinking about joining a Tea Party?
Well, before you do something rash...
Dig... this!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She's no exception to the rule.
Listen, baby:
She's falsely factual, and she's cruel.
She is lying.
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
Fallin' in love was such an easy thing to do.
But there's no way she cares
at all about you.
Oh-oh-oh, lovin' eyes they cannot see
this certain person could never be
the right kind of person for our nation.
She's the queen of prevarication!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She's no exception to the rule.
Listen, baby:
She's falsely factual, and she's cruel.
She is lying.
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
How can she help it when the music starts to play
and the ability to reason never came her way.
Oh-oh-oh, Heaven on Earth is all you see.
You're out of touch with reality.
I didn't have to change that lyric.
Inside her head, it's atmospheric!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She'll use your heart just like a tool.
And you are one!
For Caribou Barbie, you still drool.
Listen, baby:
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
Whoa!
Sarah Palin, April Fool, in slime.
She's no exception to the rule.
Listen, baby:
She's falsely factual, and she's cruel.
She is lying.
Sarah Palin, April Fool.
"Inside her head, it's atmospheric"? Means she's an airhead.
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Clever write, Michael.
I agree with you totally! What is more, you've finally converted me whole-heartedly to every political belief which you espouse! By the way...APRIL FOOL! ;D
Good write! Yeah, she's a real loser. Can't believe Fox gave her a show, but she'll probably back out of that too! 5's
Good one, Ribber!! : D Sorry, Michael, I do not know the song.
Lord Pacholek, Yes, Ms Sarah will be coming to NorCAL in June fundraising for Cal StateU at EastBay for $500/plate dinner & Gala. . . . . I wonder if Captain Jack Sparrow will be there, for this " Guns & Gloves" affair ?
Look at all those Alex P. Keaton types with their tongues hanging out. They'd do anything to get their tongues on a certain place on her. She's a loser and an airhead. All she needs to do is cross her legs and give a moronic pose and the sheep come right over! Disgusting or what?! Great parody write. OK so Faux News gave her a show. She'll probably not fulfill her contracted time there either. That's Sarah Palin the April Fool for ya.
"Nobody's Fool" seems to think Sarah fulfills right-winers' "basic instinct"! Ha! Great analogy!
Look at it this way: Unlike Lindsay Lohan ("milkaholic" or not), Sarah DOES have single-name familiarity!
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