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Song Parodies -> "Hello Toddler, Hello Wobbler"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Toddler, Hello Wobbler"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A tribute to the twins. Not the Minnesota kind.
Hello Toddler, hello Wobbler.
Finger sucker, strained-peas gobbler.
Girls, you're very... entertaining.
Wish I knew what you are saying when complaining.

Ashley's walking, room she's crossing.
Rachel's trying, tumbled, tossing.
I remember... how their mother
used to do the same and fall on me, her brother.

All your toys have... lights a-blinking.
Very noisy... what I'm thinking.
Try to play with... you two sisters
when I crawl with you my hands and knees have blisters.

Now I don't want... you two angry.
But don't drop food... when you're hungry.
Maybe if you're... not so sloppy
you would get more food, instead, you feed the puppy!

Take your hand... right off my glasses.
Take it off... you silly lasses.
I need them to see in this room where
I might trip, and ligaments I'd tear.

Take you home... you promise
you will not make noise?
Or date too soon the local boys?
Oh, please don't be that way.
I've been dreading... that... day!

But for now you... are still toddlers.
Such angelic... little wobblers.
I'm so proud to... be your uncle.
Even if your toys make this look like a jungle.

Wait a minute... why you smiling?
Why you giggling? So beguiling?
What I'm smelling... that's not better.
Something stinks, so where's your Nana, I must get her!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
As the father of a 14 month-old, I heartily endorse this parody.
Jason - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Michael Pacholek, this was great!
Ann Hammond - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This is great
alvin - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
this was fave of the day
2Eagle - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Toddlers may be cute, but they are a handful. When they are teenagers I will like them better.
littleAnTEEcakes - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Pacholek, Uncle o'Twins, This is simply delightful, and the best poem about toddlers ever !!! Congrats to you Sir on this charming parody! Make sure your sister puts this in their baby books for family history! So many cute lines !!
Invisible Boy - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very nice here Michael. Savor the moments and take lots of pictures/movies. Also know, uncles usually don't fall in disfavor the way parents do. You can stay "funny old Uncle Mike...the guy with the Yankees hat"
LittleCupCakes - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
2nd View: I love this Sir Michael, and I always smile at this ~OS~ Your combining it with the Toddler set! is just perfect, Sir. As ~IB said, Aunts & Uncles are granted a lot of leeway in our behavior; my niece & nephew have always adored my sense of play, & humor to this very day! Never any boredom on rainy days!
Max Power - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
The crazy guy will be the one with the Red Sox hat. Great work Mike.

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