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Song Parodies -> "If They Only Had a Brain"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Brain"
Original Performer:
The Wizard of Oz Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"If They Only Had a Brain"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
So Linda Terhune writes one called "The Liberal Party's Gone Insane." Since when does she write about Canadian politics? Or is it Australian? Neither: She was writing about the Democrats. Not well... She doesn't leave room for comments, because, like a typical right-winger, she can dish it out, but she can't take it.
They say the Democrats have nothin'
and that we're only bluffin'
and that we've gone insane.
We might nominate Obama
tell the GOP, "Yo' mama!"
If they only had a brain!
Or we might still be a-mintin'
a new President Clinton.
That would tear them apart.
It could even be John Edwards
but the GOP is backwards.
If they only had a heart!
Oh, I could tell you why
we'd have been better off under Gore
or Kerry in two thousand four.
This time around, we're breaking down the door!
Is it McCain? Or Mitt? The Hucker?
For whom are you a sucker?
For Rudy's in-drag dance?
No more fascism and lying.
To the liberals we're flying!
If you only had a chance!
and that we're only bluffin'
and that we've gone insane.
We might nominate Obama
tell the GOP, "Yo' mama!"
If they only had a brain!
Or we might still be a-mintin'
a new President Clinton.
That would tear them apart.
It could even be John Edwards
but the GOP is backwards.
If they only had a heart!
Oh, I could tell you why
we'd have been better off under Gore
or Kerry in two thousand four.
This time around, we're breaking down the door!
Is it McCain? Or Mitt? The Hucker?
For whom are you a sucker?
For Rudy's in-drag dance?
No more fascism and lying.
To the liberals we're flying!
If you only had a chance!
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Very good, fast response, MP. I commend you for regularly dishing it out and always being willing to accept the dishes in return; but for as long as Will Tong has been part of AmIRight, the quality of being able to dish it out, but not being able to take it has been more typical of the left wing than the right.
Like it or not the Democrats are going to win. The GOP has gone to POT.
The rightwing is all for freedom of speech...as long as they agree with that speech.
This was very politically correct! :-)
So, Bicholek, are you one of those racist Clinton voters or one of those sexist Obama voters?
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