I was watching the TV late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
for a monster on the tube began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise

(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the poor in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!

From a laboratory in New Haven east
to the think tank rooms where the wingnuts feast
the freepers came to rattle their bones
with Pat Robertson and good old Bob Jones.

(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the kids in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!

The Congress was having fun!
The Party had just begun!
The guests included
Irving Kristol and his son!

The scene was Annie Coulter's braying sounds
Tom DeLay backed by his backbenching hounds.
The prosecutors were soon to arrive
with their vocal group, the Linda Tripp Five.

(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the old in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!

Out from his coffin came John McCain!
Seems there was a reason for him to complain!
He opened the lid and said with a roar,
"Unfortunately, George W. Bush is a Pat Robertson Republican
who will lose to Al Gore."

(He switched to Bush) Now he's with George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush) In his election push!
(He switched to Bush) He'll kick the gays in the tush!
(He switched to Bush) Now he's with George W. Bush!

Now everything's cool, John's a part of the band
and George W. Bush can pollute the land!
For you, the liberals, this threat is meant, too!
When you get to my door, tell them Newtie sent you!

(You'll bow to Bush) You'll bow to George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In our election push!
(You'll bow to Bush) He'll kick you all in the tush!
(You'll bow to Bush) Ah, but Gore will beat Bush!