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Song Parodies -> "Good King, Bush Is Not"
Original Song Title:
"Good King Wenceslas"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"Good King, Bush Is Not"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
William Tong thought of it first -- "Dumb King Dubya" -- but, especially with the way the 2004 campaign was fought, this version needed to be done.
Good king, Bush is not, look out!
He thinks you're a heathen!
With his snowjobs all about
gets mad and gets even!
Brightly shines the moon tonight
though the Bush is cruel.
Then a poor man came in sight
hoping for some gruel.
"Why does this guy come to me?"
Georgie asked so boldly.
"Poor men do not want to work.
That's what Reagan told me."
Therefore, Christian men, be sure
wealth or rank possessing:
Act like Bush, your claim of faith
'tis but window dressing.
He thinks you're a heathen!
With his snowjobs all about
gets mad and gets even!
Brightly shines the moon tonight
though the Bush is cruel.
Then a poor man came in sight
hoping for some gruel.
"Why does this guy come to me?"
Georgie asked so boldly.
"Poor men do not want to work.
That's what Reagan told me."
Therefore, Christian men, be sure
wealth or rank possessing:
Act like Bush, your claim of faith
'tis but window dressing.
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Great job! Loved the first two lines.
I loved "That's what Reagan told me."
wonderful wordplay in this one and i could not agree more with the message...5s plus
(upchuck tiptoes into the room, reaches in his waistband, and lobs a "1" grenade...then leaves milk and cookies for santa...) ;-)
Nicely done, Michael. Hard to choose just one favorite line, lots of gems packed into this one.
The man has been president for almost four years and will remain for more than four more years. But childish liberal morons still cannot get over it and channel their parodying talents into something useful. How full of hatred and immaturity they are! How much are these pro-death secularists and atheists, these minions of satan, seeking to have a license (uncontrolled freedom) to commit every imaginable deadly sin with inpunity! The president is 1,000 times the person that these mildless little babies are.
I agree, Lurker. The President is 1,000 times the person his "mindless" (I think that's the word you're going for) critics are. And, until noon on January 20, 2005, "The President" is still Albert Arnold Gore of Carthage, Tennessee. You see, he won. And since Bush's first term is illegitimate, and he would never have been nominated again had he lost, which everyone but he knows he did, then his second term is illegitimate as well. Which makes the President... who? Not Vice President Joe Lieberman. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert? Tom DeLay really runs the House anyway. We will not get over the theft of 2000 until a rightfully-elected President is sitting in the White House. And we have to wait... four... more... years. And by the way: Bill Clinton is still the better President and the better man. And the better Christian. Roll THAT in your joint and smoke it! Jerk.
I would like to request a ban on voting all ones on perfectly paced parodies such as this one, but it will undoubtedly continue. I still think Chuck should someday yank out any undeserved low votes.
I'd wike to bwast those twiple one voters with my weifels!!
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