He's got vision that is X-ray
and heated like a pepper sprout.
Of course, I'm talking 'bout... Brandon.
Introducing Mr. Routh.

He's super, Brandon.
His film's come around.
He's super, Brandon.
He's gonna save your town.

Well, the first Superman was Bud Collyer
in Forties radio.
Today, he's remembered much better
for hosting early TV game shows.

Now, we've got Brandon
with the S-curled hair.
Yeah, we've got Brandon.
Up in the air.

The next Superman was Kirk Alyn
fighting in a war so cold.
Fighting spies atomic but
he's Superman, he's much more bold.

Now, we've got Brandon.
in Clark's blue coat.
Yeah, we've got Brandon.
Good reviews, critics wrote.

George Reeves could leap tall buildings
in the Fifties with a single bound.
Special effects were cheesy
and so was the track of sound.

Now, we've got Brandon
in this Super-flick.
Yeah, we've got Brandon.
Director Bryan Singer's pick.

Well, Christopher Reeve was the next one.
I did believe a man could fly.
Beat Hackman playing Luthor
and even some Kryptonian guys.

Now, we've got Brandon.
Let's see what he's got.
Yeah, we've got Brandon.
He's gonna make a pot.

Well, Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher
played it for laughs on TV.
Every now and then he'd catch her
so real and spectacularly.

Now, we've got Brandon.
Lots to live up to.
Yeah, we've got Brandon.
Mr. Routh, good luck to you!

Well, "Smallville" gives us Tom Welling.
Troubles of a super-teen.
Wait until he takes on bigger, badder
guys who are even more mean.

Now, we've got Brandon.
Powered by yellow sun.
His enemy's Spacey.
He's not the only one.

Well, he's got vision that's X-ray
and heated like a pepper sprout.
Bullets, yeah, they bounce... off him.
His weakness? Sure, it's Lois Lane's pout!

Now, we've got Brandon.
His film's come around.
Tough task for Brandon:
Saving Hollywood town!

Mmmm...
He's got vision that's X-ray...
and heated like a pepper sprout...