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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Piece o' David"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Piece o' David"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Get your minds out of the gutter, people, this is a parody of Biblical proportions. OK, David did have a sex problem, but I assure you, Bathsheba will not be among the narrators here.
(Goliath)
Twenty, twenty, twenty feet taller than him!
I wanna piece o' David!
If he fights me, his life will be looking grim, oh!
I wanna piece o' David!
Just put that scrawny kid against me, big bad Philistine!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, 'cause I'm feelin' kinda mean!
What is that in his fingers, yikes, I think that it's a sling!
Oh, no, no, no-no, noooo!

(Saul)
Twenty talents to the man who brings me his head!
I wanna piece o' David!
He will not be the king, I will see him dead, oh!
I wanna piece o' David!
Just tell that prophet Samuel that he's really wrong!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before David sings his song!
I can't control the country, my death now won't be long!
Oh, no, no, no-no, noooo!

(Absalom)
Twenty royal sons and I'm the first, you know!
I wanna piece o' David!
Solomon's his choice, but that's a real no-go, oh!
I wanna piece o' David!
Just bring the tribes o' Israel over to my claim!
Hurry, hurry, hurry to the wood known as Ephraim!
I can't control the battle, and now Dad's men take aim!
Ow-ow-ow, ow, ow, owwww!

(Michelangelo Buonarroti)
Chip-chip-chip-chip, a-chip-chip-chip-chip!
I got a piece o' David!
Chip-chip-chip-chip, a-chip-chip-chip-chip!
I got a piece o' David!
Chip-chip-chip-chip, a-chip-chip-chip-chip!
I got a piece o' David!
Chip-chip-chip-chip, a-chip-chip-chip-chip!
I got a piece o' David!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
great job...slingin' ya fives
MasonR - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This slew me! (Oh and your mastery of the biblical narrative is impressive) 5 Books of the Torah for you!
Agrimorfee - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Not just of Biblical proportions, but a Goliath of a parody! Thanks for dragging my mind out of the gutter, BTW. 555
John Jenkins - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, MP, but I have to nit-chip one of your facts. Absalom was older than Solomon, but he was David's third, not first, son.
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This was ok
Peter Andersson - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
As it's stated in the book of AmIright 5:55, I saw that this was good.

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