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Song Parodies -> "It Doesn't Matter In This Store"

Original Song Title:

"It Doesn't Matter Anymore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"It Doesn't Matter In This Store"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I am SO glad I don't work in retail anymore. But I still have to shop there. Oy...
Here, we go, and, baby
here am I.
Well, these prices here
well, they are way to high.
Well, golly gee
I'm on a spending spree.
But I guess it doesn't matter in this store.

Do you remember, baby, last December
how we Christmas shopped, prices getting chopped?
Well, whoops-a-daisy, now it's gotten crazy.
Well, I guess it doesn't matter in this store.

There's no use in me buying.
I can't afford this stuff and I'm sick of trying.
I've thrown away my cash and blown my credit cards
over you...
oo-oo...

Well, on the highway, baby, to the mall.
Now and forever, my bank account is small.
I look for a sale, but I will always fail.
I guess it doesn't matter in this store.

(instrumental break)


There's no use in me buying.
I can't afford this stuff and I'm sick of trying.
I've thrown away my cash and blown my credit cards
over you...
oo-oo...

Well, on the highway, baby, to the mall.
Now and forever, my bank account is small.
I look for a sale, but I will always fail.
I guess it doesn't matter in this store.
I guess it doesn't matter in this store.

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Max Power - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
It could've been worse, it could be rickroll which happened to one team recently.
Guy - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm surprised that I could even read this since I'm so broke I can't even pay attention. Here's five bucks Michael - deposit it wisely. Blame it a all on Bush or whoever you want - I don't really care anymore. Heh Heh.
Guy - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh yeah and by the way - some may not realize that this song is almost older than me and is definately older than you. My compliments for your fine choice of musical cuisine and study of things before your time. Excellent.

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