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Song Parodies -> "Trek to Malls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Holiday Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Trek to Malls"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Despite the title, this has nothing to do with Star Trek. Although lots of people stuck in traffic or searching for a parking space would call it "highly illogical" and wish they could just beam in. And, for the record, I actually got my Christmas shopping done a month ago. Ah, but that wouldn't be funny, would it?
Trek to malls, and how, by golly.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Find a brand-new baby dolly.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
One for Rachel, one for Ashley.
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
Don't spend too much, acting rashly.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!

See a perfume ad at Macy.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Catherine Zeta, looking racy.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Lots of money, got from borrowin'.
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
For this gift I send to Arwen!

All this shopping, I'm so busy.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Left me feeling little dizzy.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Maybe it's the egg-nog daiquiri.
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
That I downed at Cheesecake Factory.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!

Slept it off at Penney's bedding.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
So much money I've been shedding.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Soon, the bankrupt way I'm living.
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
And it's not even Thanksgiving.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Not sure Arwen would like that second verse. She'd probably ask who it's really for. Besides, what does she need with perfume? She's Arwen, for crying out loud! But Elizabeth Arden is still posting its CZJ "Provocative Woman" ads at Macy's. Now THAT sounds like Arwen. Also, Johnny D, Malcolm Higgins, Merry and Pippin sent me shopping lists, but if they think I'm shopping at THAT store, they're even crazier than I think they are!

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