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Song Parodies -> "'Til I List Ya"
Original Song Title:
"'Til I Kissed Ya"
Original Performer:
The Everly Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"'Til I List Ya"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
So how exactly DOES Big Red compile his tabulations of who's naughty and who's nice? On the original song, Don & Phil were backed up by Buddy Holly's Crickets.
(instrumental opening)
(Santa looks at Jimmy's record)
PlayStation, you want this?
Well, I list ya.
Naughty boy, well, you will missed
since I list ya.
Never had good deeds in mind.
Wow, you're bad all the time.
On the old game you'll subsist
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
(Santa looks at Mary's record)
Things have really changed
since I list ya.
Didn't like the last year's shame
when I list ya.
Mmmm, you're doing lots of good things.
Now, you're sweet as chocolate pudding.
You're gonna get that swing
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
You didn't realize you should believe in me.
And I didn't realize how good you could be.
Mmmm, you left me milk and cookies.
You know better than a rookie.
You wanna get it right
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
You don't realize you shouldn't be naughty.
Or you'll get a big gift from the coal industry.
Mmmm, from Nice List I'll scrub ya
if you behave like Dubya.
Please, won't you get it right
when I list ya?
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
I list ya!
Uh-huh!
I list ya!
Whoa yeah!
(Santa looks at Jimmy's record)
PlayStation, you want this?
Well, I list ya.
Naughty boy, well, you will missed
since I list ya.
Never had good deeds in mind.
Wow, you're bad all the time.
On the old game you'll subsist
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
(Santa looks at Mary's record)
Things have really changed
since I list ya.
Didn't like the last year's shame
when I list ya.
Mmmm, you're doing lots of good things.
Now, you're sweet as chocolate pudding.
You're gonna get that swing
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
You didn't realize you should believe in me.
And I didn't realize how good you could be.
Mmmm, you left me milk and cookies.
You know better than a rookie.
You wanna get it right
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
You don't realize you shouldn't be naughty.
Or you'll get a big gift from the coal industry.
Mmmm, from Nice List I'll scrub ya
if you behave like Dubya.
Please, won't you get it right
when I list ya?
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
I list ya!
Uh-huh!
I list ya!
Whoa yeah!
I originally had "Jimmy's record" as "Johnny's record," but I didn't want to upset Johnny D. Of course, you wanna talk "naughty," he's your man! I don't want to see what's in HIS stocking! Talk about "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
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Hilarious! 555
Whoa yeah!
twas a nice twist turnin' 'kissed' to 'list...5s
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