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Song Parodies -> "Go Away Little Stoke"
Original Song Title:
"Go Away Little Girl"
Original Performer:
Steve Lawrence
Parody Song Title:
"Go Away Little Stoke"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
The 2018-19 Premier League season has begun. It began without Stoke City, the dirtiest team in the league, because they got relegated to the 2nd division last season. It's about time.
(instrumental opening)
Go away, little Stoke.
Go away, little Stoke.
You’re not supposed to be up here with us.
I know you attack with feet.
But glory you will never meet
Because you play so dirty and always park the bus.
Go away, little Stoke.
Go away, little Stoke.
It hurts the game more each minute that you delay.
Now relegation insists.
It’s much too hard to resist.
So, go away, little Stoke.
For all your crimes, you now pay.
Go away.
You can’t stay.
You were in, now you’re out!
Now relegation insists.
It’s much too hard to resist.
So, go away, little Stoke.
For your bad play, little Stoke.
So, go away, little Stoke.
For all your crimes, you now pay.
Go away.
Go away, little Stoke.
Go away, little Stoke.
You’re not supposed to be up here with us.
I know you attack with feet.
But glory you will never meet
Because you play so dirty and always park the bus.
Go away, little Stoke.
Go away, little Stoke.
It hurts the game more each minute that you delay.
Now relegation insists.
It’s much too hard to resist.
So, go away, little Stoke.
For all your crimes, you now pay.
Go away.
You can’t stay.
You were in, now you’re out!
Now relegation insists.
It’s much too hard to resist.
So, go away, little Stoke.
For your bad play, little Stoke.
So, go away, little Stoke.
For all your crimes, you now pay.
Go away.
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