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Song Parodies -> "Hannah Alaska"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hannah Alaska"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

About time I roasted this dizzy dame on this site. To all fans of Miley Cyrus, I apologize for the title, but I like it better than "Caribou Barbie."
(instrumental opening)

Hannah Alaska
children at your feet.
Wonder how you get them
all that moosey meat.
Who counts the money
down at City Hall?
When you ran Wasilla
you done spent it all.

Friday John McCain arrived with suitcase.
Lots of baggage, also, has a ton.
Don't no one tell him that you're a nutcase.
See how they run!

Hannah Alaska.
Johnny thinks you're best?
Should've vetted you and taken
one of the rest!

(instrumental break)

See how they run!

Hannah Alaska
lying on the stump.
First you wanted Bridge to Nowhere
then you dump.

Right-wing nuts, they think that you're good-looking.
Had to, or you'll fire them, the bums.
Library, we know you went ban-booking.
Sieg heil, vhat fun!

Hannah Alaska
we will not elect.
Soon you will be losing big.
"In what respect?"

(instrumental close)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 17

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John Barry - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Lady Moron-a?
alvin - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
funny concept, fun to sing along to
MasonR - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Good to see you panning Palin! 555
2Eagle - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Dizzy dame - you got that right.
marthadtox - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
excellent parody! Such an inrrestible target!
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
It's good to be back.
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
"In what respect, Charlie?" lol... 5-5-5
malcolm higgins - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
not a bad effort, Michael.welcome to the debate... where have you been anyway???

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