-> "Play That Funky Baseball (White Sox)"
Original Song Title:
"Play That Funky Music (White Boy)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Play That Funky Baseball (White Sox)"
The Lyrics
Hey!
Hit it now!
Hey!
Yeah, once I was a baseball player
playin' in a real old ballpark.
I never had no problems, yeah
hittin' home runs in the dark.
And every game around me, yeah
got to ending with a loss.
And I decided quickly
yes I did
to make Ozzie Guillen my boss.
And we were swingin' and hittin'
and wieldin' gloves for fieldin'
and just when I hit it
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Lay down that sac bunt
and play that funky baseball 'til you die!
'Til you die!
Oh, 'til you die!
Well, I tried to understand this.
Not like my days with the Yanks.
We used to win but not anymore.
We cried all the way to the banks.
So Indians we kept on beatin'.
Beatin' Red Sox at Fenway.
I said, "The catcher only trapped it!"
With this trick, yeah, we got away!
And we were swingin' and hittin'
and wieldin' gloves for fieldin'
and just when I hit it
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Lay down that sac bunt
and play that funky baseball 'til you die!
'Til you die!
Oh, 'til you die!
Come on!
Play some electric funky baseball!
Hey, wait a minute!
Now, first, it wasn't easy
changin' silly Cub fans' minds.
But feel this South Side ballpark shakin'.
We left a dreary past behind.
Oh, and now it's so much better.
(It's so much better!)
We're winning games in every way.
But I'll never lose that feelin'.
(No I won't!)
Of how we won the Pennant that day!
And we were swingin' and hittin'
and wieldin' gloves for fieldin'
and just when I hit it
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Lay down that sac bunt
and play that funky baseball 'til you die!
'Til you die!
Oh, 'til you die!
They shouted
Play that funky baseball!
(Play that funky baseball!)
Play that funky baseball!
(Got to keep on playin' funky baseball!)
Play that funky baseball!
(Playyyyyyyy that funky baseball!)
Play that funky baseball!
(Sox are flyin' higher!)
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
Play that funky baseball, White Sox!
Play that funky baseball, right!
(repeat 'til fade)
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Pacing: | 4.5 | |
How Funny: | 4.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.5 | |
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Total Votes: | 10 |
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