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Song Parodies -> "A-Rod"

Original Song Title:

"Sleigh Ride"

Original Performer:

The Ronettes

Parody Song Title:

"A-Rod"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Just hear his money jingling, but no ring tingling, too.
Come on, it's lovely weather to rip A-Rod together with you!
Outside his average falling and friends are calling, "Boo! Boo!"
Come on, it's lovely weather to rip A-Rod together with you!

Fans will clap, fans will clap, fans will clap!
Let's go!
He thinks he's a show!
But all of this postseason he'll blow!
Fans will clap, fans will clap, fans will clap!
It's grand
in the Stadium stands!
But he's got the wrong bling!
No World Series ring on his hand!

October, his play's choppy and slop-slop-sloppy each day.
He's become really stanky for the ballclub Yankee, oy vey.
We thought with Derek Jeter, a Series repeater, untrue.
Because Alex ain't better, I rip A-Rod together with you!

Mariano Rivera in the ninth he needs... three out.
He got the first two and the fans will jump... and shout.
And there's a grounder to A-Rod, just get your glove right down.
His error leads to runs we bleed, and he should get out of town!

October, his play's choppy and slop-slop-sloppy each day.
He's become really stanky for the ballclub Yankee, oy vey.
We thought with Derek Jeter, a Series repeater, untrue.
Because Alex ain't better, I rip A-Rod together with you!

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alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
love it...sang along...a most refrshing tune here in the off season
AFW - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good rhyming,, pace, and all around good job, on a difficult song to parody..
Kate - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious. I actually laughed out loud when I read your wicked (Yeeeah. Bostonian. Gotta represent.. *does rap hand gesture* =P) awesome parody. I applaud you. -Kate
Rex - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
That's why the Rangers dumped him. After a few years of great stats, MVP awards, and no real contribution toward a title, they were willing to pay just to be rid of him. Good job.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Great rhymes, great subs, great job.
ffff - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Rangers have no pitching.

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