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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Zeta-Jones"
Original Song Title:
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gerry & the Pacemakers
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Never Zeta-Jones"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
My boss wouldn't give me the day off. I don't think he bought my excuse that September 25 is a religious holiday. For on this day in 1969, a goddess was born.
When I walk
down the street
hang my head
down low.
It's not
from the fear
of the dark.
There she lives
on the block
with an olden guy
and a sweet penthouse view
Central Park.
"Walk on"
says the cop.
"Walk on"
his refrain.
And my dreams
are tossed
and blown.
Walk on
walk on
with break
in my heart
and I'll never Zeta-Jones.
I'll never Zeta-Jones.
Walk on
walk on
with break
in my heart
and I'll never Zeta-Jones!
I'll never Zeta-Jones!
down the street
hang my head
down low.
It's not
from the fear
of the dark.
There she lives
on the block
with an olden guy
and a sweet penthouse view
Central Park.
"Walk on"
says the cop.
"Walk on"
his refrain.
And my dreams
are tossed
and blown.
Walk on
walk on
with break
in my heart
and I'll never Zeta-Jones.
I'll never Zeta-Jones.
Walk on
walk on
with break
in my heart
and I'll never Zeta-Jones!
I'll never Zeta-Jones!
Maybe "Epic Rap Battles of History" can put me "in the ring" with her old man... but she'd probably cheer him on.
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Good one about crushes. She's a nice person.
Sorry about your failures as a stalker.
Have you tried online stalking, Michael? ;) Very heartfelt parody - couldn't resist giving it 555.
Cheer up Michael! There's always Arwen. :)
I've never been Zeta'd but 555s for creative verb use - and v effective match.
Sadly, Arwen's parodies have become about as infrequent as my own -- although she had a good one today, about Nancy Grace-less.
Congratulations on being the first person to use the name Zeta-Jones as a verb.
:-)
Mike, have you tried Susaning Boyle? No? Wise man :)
Lord Pacholek, let's not forget that a 'god' was born on that same day: Michael Douglas, her hot hubbbby!
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